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@eighty2pctnudist.bsky.social
Just an idiot with a phone.
One them looks very sus.
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
One them looks very sus.
Except why buy when 3-and-out is free?
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Except why buy when 3-and-out is free?
The funniest part imo is that the Seahawks literally won this game in the first quarter.
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The funniest part imo is that the Seahawks literally won this game in the first quarter.
As do I. Long ago, I attended a MiLB series between the ASox and the now defunct Salem-Keizer Volcanoes. One of your top 5 (Patrick Kivlehan) and the reliever in the Trumbo deal (Dom Leone) played in that series, along with some randos named Zunino, Marte, and Taylor.
January 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
As do I. Long ago, I attended a MiLB series between the ASox and the now defunct Salem-Keizer Volcanoes. One of your top 5 (Patrick Kivlehan) and the reliever in the Trumbo deal (Dom Leone) played in that series, along with some randos named Zunino, Marte, and Taylor.
Ok, but the Cubs got Bregman...
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Ok, but the Cubs got Bregman...
Seahawks need to practice onside kicks.
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Seahawks need to practice onside kicks.
What would it take to move JP off of SS? Injury? Hitting like 2025 DMo? Curse of the Etsy Witches? Something else? Anything at all? Or is it just a complete non-starter for 2026?
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
What would it take to move JP off of SS? Injury? Hitting like 2025 DMo? Curse of the Etsy Witches? Something else? Anything at all? Or is it just a complete non-starter for 2026?
So very sorry that happened. Some of us are quietly praying for you instead.
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So very sorry that happened. Some of us are quietly praying for you instead.
It would have been extremely funny if the Bears won after their D gave up 500 yards.
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It would have been extremely funny if the Bears won after their D gave up 500 yards.
After the two-minute warning, it should be like an automatic walk. The head coach puts up four fingers. Game over.
December 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
After the two-minute warning, it should be like an automatic walk. The head coach puts up four fingers. Game over.
I was just hoping to find any fell games.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I was just hoping to find any fell games.
Being from Oregon, I feel completely unqualified to comment on cfb uniform anesthetics.
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Being from Oregon, I feel completely unqualified to comment on cfb uniform anesthetics.
Awesome to hear the nood gealth hews!
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Awesome to hear the nood gealth hews!
San Nerk def won in 2010, and the Maribiners correctly haven't.
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
San Nerk def won in 2010, and the Maribiners correctly haven't.
Tbf, sometimes it truly does fall, even in the nfl.
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Tbf, sometimes it truly does fall, even in the nfl.
One could legitimately argue that JP should not be the SS in 2026. A wise man once said, "I need my shortstop to make that play."
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
One could legitimately argue that JP should not be the SS in 2026. A wise man once said, "I need my shortstop to make that play."
Imo soup is a much higher priority than punctuation
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Imo soup is a much higher priority than punctuation
Some of us who were alive awoke from a deep sleep, without provocation, shortly after midnight (the appointed hour of electrocution). Later that day a Seattle DJ joked that it was "Ted Bundy Fry-Day," oblivious that Ted trauma was a real thing. Pretty sure he got fired cuz I never heard him again.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Some of us who were alive awoke from a deep sleep, without provocation, shortly after midnight (the appointed hour of electrocution). Later that day a Seattle DJ joked that it was "Ted Bundy Fry-Day," oblivious that Ted trauma was a real thing. Pretty sure he got fired cuz I never heard him again.
Tbf, ai gave a decent response when I asked "what's the difference between a torrent and a current, and what should i do if talk-to-text keeps getting it wrong?"
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Tbf, ai gave a decent response when I asked "what's the difference between a torrent and a current, and what should i do if talk-to-text keeps getting it wrong?"
I enjoy asking ai weird shit. Not this time, i just asked "what is the Seattle Current?" (because i honestly don't know) and ai's answer is the current date, time, and weather. If I find out it will be fun later when I ask "why don't you know anything about the Seattle Current?"
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I enjoy asking ai weird shit. Not this time, i just asked "what is the Seattle Current?" (because i honestly don't know) and ai's answer is the current date, time, and weather. If I find out it will be fun later when I ask "why don't you know anything about the Seattle Current?"
How can you not be romantic about potatoes?
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
How can you not be romantic about potatoes?
Just to be clear, this is why I will always be exempt from cooking turkey. "Are you coming over on Thursday? If so, could you please bring some of your awesome mashed potatoes?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just to be clear, this is why I will always be exempt from cooking turkey. "Are you coming over on Thursday? If so, could you please bring some of your awesome mashed potatoes?"
Imagine having him in the Senate instead of chuck schumer...
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Imagine having him in the Senate instead of chuck schumer...