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Worse than if Jack Daniels did
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No way. Has to be just the NBA. Gamblers want as few options as possible.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Neither can EBCDIC
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The "1033 program" is where sheriffs etc. got vehicles and whatnot, but it prohibits transferring uniforms, armor, helmets and more. Doesn't mean there isn't some other program or even some rich deadbeat donating it, tho.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
It doesn't have to be just one word. Sex crimes with minors covers it for me, and doesn't allow wiggle room.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Moving on to insults for no reason. Nice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sex with minors is illegal, regardless of the clinical terms for the ages of the victims. I guess we're seeing that republicans *do* believe in psychology, at least in some cases.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm not so sure US presidential impeachment even has "obvious kill shots."
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
All that bullshit is why you can get one already made for only $16
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What, and hot glue it to the ceiling of the refrigerator? You're in an almost completely different category of refrigerator user, but hey, congrats for being able to DIY the repair.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
They had (and have) zero defensive game against "people feel unsafe." They have to be able to neutralize "feel."
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"immigration isn't a problem"
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How much for a hot air solder station
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Let's interview some inmates convicted over 15yos
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
...if they were kept back once or twice.
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ASTEROID NOW
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
In bulk.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Barely legal" is an aesthetic category in the legal porn industry (the .com is owned by Hustler if you'd like to check).

If she says "no no no, EPHEBOPHILE," like pedos often do, she'll confuse the viewers, so she tries this.

She also elides Eps convictions, which benefits convict Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
🎶 Sweet home, in heaven
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM