I gotta keep jorken it so I don’t lose functionality in my schmeet but for the first time in my life I don’t feel like jorken it

I forgot I had this account

Why did I make this account

Train from STL back to CHI is cancelled so they’re putting me on a bus tonight. 🙃

Basically made this account because I destroyed my instagram for posting selfies because I neurotically needed a perfect following to follower ratio and I miss the golden age of twitter where I could riff with friends

I was wanted to trip acid 💯 times just as a personal achievement but after trip number 52 I think every 6 months as a brain reset is enough.