flustered or was that the sound of yet another blast of gas echoing through the cave?

i’m sure the bag of winds will create enough pressure for you to break right through those cave walls and be free again. just… try not to fly away. you could probably learn to steer and propel yourself if you use that exhaust pipe of a butt you got there

YOU

this is your guys' faults for turning me onto fart stuff i blame all of you

if all that something costs is my waistline and mobility then no one is gonna stop me from online shopping for *everything*. think about how the gains start stacking up when you’re gaining weight from ordering fast food delivery and then gain *again* when you actually eat what you ordered

i’ll be around to swap out your meals, sooner than you think. that leftover dinner from the fridge you were gonna have? nope, triple cheeseburger with a double order of fries in an instant. the portions will grow with your waistline, of course

w-wait wait hold on don’t look at me for thattttttt…

it’s a wonder that i can even hear anything beyond the gurgling of an ever strained gut just begging to be rubbed and cared for. each press and stroke into those violet folds erupts a blast of gas from both ends. i’d imagine any kind of sweat also starts pooling up as juice too

it starts with being unable to get out of bed, but the goal is to have it collapse under you, all the while coating every last roll with grease and food residue

this is the most fucked up game of hangman im ever gonna play lmao

better yet, gonna permanently mark your blubbery butt with a little engraving while clay’d up so any passerby that comes across when the walls of this place crumble down from your sheer expanse know that you’re *my* blob pet

okay we’re full up again! this larger batch will be the last for a while but i promise that this (or any YCH i make in the future) will never be permanently discontinued (however prices may or may not change idk)

if you missed out , it’ll be back at some point. just gonna need a break from em lol

just reaching as deep as you can into that navel and gorging yourself, growing bigger and greedier than what you could ever make your former feedee into. you’re now both huge gluttonous and outgrowing whatever place you were in before

perhaps

i haven’t touched it in a good minute but yeah, why do you ask?