In case you are not over 45.

Like, MAYBE it could discern who is liable for missing goods under the UCC in extremely specific shipping situations but I am pretty sure that you could blow one of those things up with Clinton's what does "is" mean, question.

Same for these. These should just be part of your government issued First Apartment starter kit and stay in circulation for 20 somethings for all eternity.

I mean, COME ON. 🥹 #birds

Teamsters would never. But, also, too, even if you aren't a union member never, ever cross a picket line.

New meme format just dropped:

I actually think it’s a brilliant idea if it can be done in an educational way that’s legal.

This is an excellent interview technique to get someone to start saying the thing that they are trying really hard not to say.

Have you read/listened to this article? This man is very much nuts. Glad I don't have to make those kind of parenting decisions but you made the right call.