egurnett.bsky.social
@egurnett.bsky.social
It’s almost as if the Reapers have done this shit before…
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fingers crossed.
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Tim knew someone who died attempting to turn left in front of a speeding ambulance.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It wasn’t like you were taking it out on the waitress or anything like that. And based on the conversation, she probably thought the decision to change the queso to something lower quality was kinda dumb.
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I know the prompt is pasta shape, but I instead have an answer for the worst “alternative pasta:” edamame pasta. Seriously, WTF is up with that mealy texture?
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What did you ask?
October 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Hopefully the “yes AND” I am intending here is coming across…
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Coming from someone who HAS protested before—including outside of Trump’s Aurora rally last year—attending comes with risks, including getting arrested and/or falling victim of violence. Not everyone can take those risks. Full stop.
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I was told ahead of my trip to the area earlier this year that Buena Vista, Colorado is not pronounced as you’d expect. It’s actually “Beau-na” (as in “beautiful”) vs, “Buena.”
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I actually make a “bang-bang shrimp pasta” recipe where the sauce includes mayo and sweet chili sauce.
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Yeah, so Tim and I are literally talking about what to do with the eggs we’ve been getting and that’s just from one or MAYBE two of our hens.
September 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Honestly, given my experience, I’m inclined to agree with that decision. Nevermind “you’ll never work solo,” there was a reason I logged so many more hours than everyone else AND had to quit working at the bookstore.

Besides, you CAN pursue what you’re interested in on your own time.
September 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Are you being given the option to do your own capstone project (like I was) or are you required to work in a team?
September 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
FFS, you’d think Mom would recognize that you’re 35 and capable of making your own decisions if nothing else.
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What about that time I literally pushed you to say “hi” to Jim Lovell?
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Is this about that cat from this morning Mom was talking about? The one that caused her to do a double-take because kitty looked like Bubs at first glance?
May 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I absolutely cannot judge considering the number of times Tim and I have recently said: “Guess what? Chicken butt!”
May 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Isn’t that how we got our copy of “Mystery Men?” Can you remember any of the others?
April 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Meanwhile messages get posted to my Discord servers at all hours because some of my friends are night owls (or work night shifts) and others are early risers (or have to be at work at 6:30 am like Tim does)…
April 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM