emily in flatbush
@egtheog.bsky.social
born in california, based in brooklyn. an extremely loud introvert.
getting seasonal as fuck 🎄🔔🌟 (gingerbread recipe by the indomitable stella parks!)
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
getting seasonal as fuck 🎄🔔🌟 (gingerbread recipe by the indomitable stella parks!)
as if I couldn't hate dem fundraising emails enough, the past few weeks of sender/subject lines have been unhinged. please be normal!
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
as if I couldn't hate dem fundraising emails enough, the past few weeks of sender/subject lines have been unhinged. please be normal!
walking backwards into hell
July 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
walking backwards into hell
king of the early risers checking in
April 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
king of the early risers checking in
crying at this disclaimer for a new england area airbnb restaurant suggestion
March 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
crying at this disclaimer for a new england area airbnb restaurant suggestion
the unbearable trickiness of humans
January 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the unbearable trickiness of humans
i'll never have aesthetic plating bc i love eating hot food, but: bucatini carbonara and kale caesar (it's good don't @ me)
January 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i'll never have aesthetic plating bc i love eating hot food, but: bucatini carbonara and kale caesar (it's good don't @ me)
(cave of wonders voice): WHO disturbs my SLUMBER?!
January 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
(cave of wonders voice): WHO disturbs my SLUMBER?!
🗣️ WE LOVE THIS DUMMY
January 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🗣️ WE LOVE THIS DUMMY
jackson had many demands today. his canine needs have finally been met.
January 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
jackson had many demands today. his canine needs have finally been met.
gotta know which one of our neighbors got free tickets to nick cannon's wild n' out live, june 2022. 📷 : @chrisquartly.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 2:56 AM
gotta know which one of our neighbors got free tickets to nick cannon's wild n' out live, june 2022. 📷 : @chrisquartly.bsky.social
the sweetest baby man
December 28, 2024 at 3:34 AM
the sweetest baby man
catching up on some important topics this holiday.
December 23, 2024 at 2:42 PM
catching up on some important topics this holiday.
🎄 tis the season 🤶🏻
December 8, 2024 at 1:23 AM
🎄 tis the season 🤶🏻
top restaurant of the last 7 years tbqh. pretty bummed a shrimp curry roti (plus a doubles with everything) is no longer a 5 minute jaunt from my abode.
December 7, 2024 at 8:22 PM
top restaurant of the last 7 years tbqh. pretty bummed a shrimp curry roti (plus a doubles with everything) is no longer a 5 minute jaunt from my abode.
halloween might be behind but spite survival is here to stay.
December 3, 2024 at 1:29 PM
halloween might be behind but spite survival is here to stay.
the shopping list said "corn syrup"
November 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
the shopping list said "corn syrup"
2 years ago jackson found himself in a pickle due to the excitement of a prospect of a walk. #dogsofbluesky
November 13, 2024 at 1:44 PM
2 years ago jackson found himself in a pickle due to the excitement of a prospect of a walk. #dogsofbluesky
made the @smittenkitchen.bsky.social french onion lentils and farro (was a coward on gruyere, don't be like me.) even did a chiffonade on the parsley like a goof.
November 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
made the @smittenkitchen.bsky.social french onion lentils and farro (was a coward on gruyere, don't be like me.) even did a chiffonade on the parsley like a goof.
been so long since i microblogged i forgot what i used to want to tell people on these things. hi! here's a 10 year old photo of baby jackson!
July 26, 2023 at 3:36 PM
been so long since i microblogged i forgot what i used to want to tell people on these things. hi! here's a 10 year old photo of baby jackson!