I think I already lost the game

I’ve been playing four minutes and have already gotten stuck failing the tooth brushing mini game in the middle of a desperate attempt to get this guy to wash his nasty piss hands

Actual video of the moment I realized the length and depth of my explanation only made it more true

He’s not wrong. I’m just saying,,,

that call was two minutes, he hasn’t heard a true “no idea what info is important, just happy for human contact” ramble yet.

“Those decisions confer, without lawful justification, the privilege of American citizenship on hundreds of thousands of unqualified people.” Solicitor General D. John Sauer wrote, while presumably with fingers jammed in his ears, chanting “la la la I can’t hear you” to the literal 14th amendment

This would’ve been better if I flipped the image to slant the same way as italics but I simply have too much integrity as an artist

In the interest of not doxxing myself I’m not going to share the video. However I absolutely AM going to make my coworkers verify they can hear the recording, because I feel like I’m going nuts at this point.

Last time I was like, this map says there’s forty of these in Denver, it would be so scary if they all went off! Well guess what, they’re either multiplying or getting loud enough to echo. I can not be the only one hearing these things but no one ever says a word about it.

Yes I am describing my fancy and helpful digital tools as derogatorily as possible. We must recognize the future is here and it is stupid

No shut up I just got my pen and paper to loooooad

Here’s the latest display of cruelty for the sake of cruelty: Waiting for an immigrant family (that crossed the border legally) to exit court, then flashing a gun at an already terrified six year old.

www.tpr.org/border-immig...