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EgonDaLatz
@egondalatz.bsky.social
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Creator of Dash, the winged teenage doormat deeragon, and a hopeless introvert trying to cope with the great unknown called Life.
P.S. Sorry for existing.
https://linktr.ee/egondalatz
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egondalatz.bsky.social
No protection against sudden sea winds? 😅
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Even better 😜
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Just make sure to keep Sir Topham Hatt away, otherwise...
a cartoon character in a top hat is pointing at the camera and says i 'm banishing you to the shadow real
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December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Happy Birthday!
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
a film by quentin tarantino is shown with a woman 's feet in a car
ALT: a film by quentin tarantino is shown with a woman 's feet in a car
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December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
It implies how devilishly handsome you are. Wear it proudly 😉
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
But if they're all posing for a photo, who's driving the ship? 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Happy Birthday!
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Well, if we count G5, given that it's a sequel to G4, this number is technically correct... 😅
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Happy Birthday!
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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desolationlesbian Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, "over" honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
SFW, definitely 😉
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Happy Birthday! If strictly SFW art also counts, here's my girl:
www.furaffinity.net/gallery/egon...
www.deviantart.com/stash/24ltqm...
www.deviantart.com/stash/0q54yf...
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Thanks for the chance! I give you my lovely deeragon "daughter," along with some background information about her to aid you. Anything cute and cozy that involves her being in her usual pajamas is game for me! ^^
www.deviantart.com/egondalatz/g...
www.deviantart.com/stash/0q54yf...
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
egondalatz.bsky.social
Happy Birthday!
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM