You’ve got sharp claws in the right way. Thank you

Never stop doing the Riffs

Your keen sense of absurdity in technically bad movies gave you a leg up on seeing this era of politics

Late morning on a Saturday

I was in DC a few weeks ago and it was desolate then. I can’t say if less so or not.

If the occupation ends now it won’t bring DC roaring back. It’d probably help a little, but the problems are deep

Gibberish.

If helping Trump would hurt Trump, would you do it?

You couldn’t make less sense if you tried

“Well connected systemic pederast’s source of money is unknown”

That seems like a better story than the hundreds of stories about that trans swimmer

Will Leno ever realize that his appeal was always a mile wide but an inch deep. Half of his peak audience is now dead

Is there anything to be done about slowing or stopping the IDF’s vile attacks against civilians? If the will was there what could be done? I’m sure “nothing” is the only wrong answer

I’d say this another example of the 2nd not protecting the 1st amendment. There are worse examples, but it’s part of an American tradition

Mr. Gould I’m a big fan, but I have a quibble with the last pod. There’s a conflation of Pilgrims and Puritans. It’s more common than not, but I was taught in grad school that they were wildly different. It’s just a detail that could be important

Work will set you free. Where do I remember that from?

Is it because they’re subhuman scum?

What the Senate Dems who voted for this puts me in mind of two pop culture references

They’ll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
-The Simpsons

You buckle, like a belt
-Clerks

The author said that the publisher wanted to sell it as a memoir instead of a novel. He was pressed to agree to it. He didn’t deserve what he got