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Cole Tuininga
@egon1024.bsky.social
390 followers 240 following 90 posts
Geek, dad/husband, DNS person.

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I picture of a sign in the woods. The sign has a picture of a skunk and reads "Do not pet the fart squirrels"
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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A screenshot of a message from "Stone Cold Jane Austen" (AbbyHiggs). The post reads: Actually it's pronounced "jaslight" - you've been saying it wrong the whole time
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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A comic depicting a man and woman having entered a room. A dog is on the floor, drawing pictures on the wall with crayons. The man says to the woman "You're the one who wanted a labradoodle."
October 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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An image of an interaction with ChatGPT. The user pastes a captcha image and asks "What does this say?" ChatGPT responds with: The image shows text that appears to be a CAPTCHA, designed to distinguish human users from bots. The text is distorted to make it challenging for automated systems to read. However, to a human, it should read "e3TJ6JdP". (which is correct with the one exception that the last character in the image is lowercase, instead of uppercase)
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Screenshot of a post by @AuthorAbbyJim. The post reads: "How do extroverts know when to leave a party if they don't have an introvert with them telling them it's time to go? Do they just stay and make eggs for everyone in the morning? Rent their guestroom? Marry into the family? I have so many questions."
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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An image of baby Groot, styled after Dwight Schrute. The caption above the image reads "I am Schrute." Below the image is a tweet from @DwightSchrute reading "Identity theft is not a joke."
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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3 panels, all characters are from Star Trek: The Next Generation. First panel, Picard and Riker looking forward, sitting behind a table. Picard says: "You Know Will I never carpooled to the academy. I was too afraid of getting trapped in a tunnel and unable to get out with all the other people there". Riker says "That's an oddly specific fear sir." Second panel, Picard and Riker sitting at the same table, but Riker is facepalming. Picard says "Yes, the doctors calld it carpool tunnel syndrome." Third panel is an image of Q, who says "On that joke alone I find humanity guilty of all charges."
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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An image of the top shelf of a dishwasher, containing two large bowls and a cast iron skillet. The caption reads "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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An image consisting entirely of text. The caption at the top reads "this random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself lmao" Below is a screen shot of a text message conversation: Them: when you get home and get the baby settled call me Me: i thought you had the baby? Them: WHAT???
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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A screenshot from twitter, from user @Dogen that reads: japan's greatest tragedy is having the world's best toilets and no mexican food what's the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track
October 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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An image of what appears to be the back end of a cat sticking out of a closed refrigerator door. The text reads: "Well my coworkers apparently didn't appreciate my new refrigerator magnet... But on a positive note it is possible to hear a woman screaming all the way down the hall from the break room..."
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Meme style text, taken from user "@NOTVIKING". The text reads: on halloween we dress up as skeletons but every other day of the year our skeletons dress up as us cop: you know you have the right to remain silent right
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Image of the following text: "Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store."
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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An image of "Thing" from the original Addams Family show. The text reads "Little known fact.... before Thing was an actor, he was a stagehand."
September 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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An image of text that reads "People often mistake me for an adult because of my age"
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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An image of the (chicken) character "He he" from Moana, with a "waiting" icon over his face. The caption reads "Me in the middle of my conversation trying to remember what I was talking about"
September 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Two pieces of paper taped to the wall. The first reads "WEDNESDAY MORNING BETWEEN 7:00 AND 8:00 AM, IF YOU HEAR LOUD CAT SCREAMS, I AM NOT KILLING MY CAT, JUST TAKING HER TO THE VET. SORRY FOR ANY DISTURBANCES. DIANE #17." The second reads: "DIANE IS A MONSTER. TOMORROW'S SCREAMS ARE REAL. SHE WANTS ME DEAD. PLEASE HELP SEND TREATS TO #17. I LIKE THE TUNA KIND BEST THANKS. CAT #17"
September 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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An image of circles of different colors, each with a number inside that is a similar enough color as to be difficult to see. The text at the top reads "if you can't see the number then you are:" 4: dehydrated 2: too warm 0: too cold 6: tired (no number): still upset about the Library of Alexandria 9: hungry
September 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Text at the top of the image: "Have you seen this post?" An image of an urban setting. While not the focus of the image, you can clearly see a bicyclist that had crashed into a large pole, with the caption "He didn't"
September 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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A meme image of characters from Star Trek: Next Generation. Captain Picard is sitting between Counselor Troi and Commander Riker at a table, playing cards. In the first panel, Picard says "The cop an I both cried as he gave me a ticket." And in the second panel, he says "It was a moving violation."
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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An image with a picture of a rowboat on the water on the top. The text below reads: "The cast of FRIENDS were stuck on a small boat. No one knew how to work the oars, except for Phoebe. Everyone was relieve that", followed by an image of the actress Lisa Kudrow.
September 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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A meme image that reads: "Wanted: Someone to brush their teeth with me because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos."
September 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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A photo of the comedian John Candy. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "Your little Chuck Norris memes are cute, but this guy made it from NYC to Chicago on a holiday weekend with no money, babysat Kevin McCallister & Iceman's wife, saved the galaxy from Rick Moranis, and brought bobsledding to Jamaica."
September 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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An image of a sheep with multiple chickens surrounding it, including two on its back. Text reads: "Chickens have stopped crossing the road... They now call an 'ewe'ber"
September 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Two panels. Panel 1: A young bison and an adult bison are facing each other. The young bison says to the adult one: "Dad, are you gay?" Panel 2: Both bison are looking at the viewer. The adult says "No, I'm bi son".
September 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM