eGil
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eGil
@egil82.bsky.social
Everything’s coming up Milhouse
Happy Good Friday to all! I hope you feel very guilty about what you all put that poor man through. If you didn’t behave the way he created you to behave, he never would have had to have that terrible weekend!
April 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Supreme Court decides presidents are above the law. Supreme Court shocked when president acts unlawfully and defies court’s decision.
April 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The #robots won’t conquer us through violence. They will conquer us by making us fall in love with them. They will eventually be the perfect conversational partner and sex partner. Human reproduction will go way down and we will happily hand them the keys to society.
April 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Trump administration announced that all books in the Library of Congress will be replaced with transcripts of The Joe Rogan Experience
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
People who didn’t like the season finale of #severence are the same people who say a 5-year-old could make contemporary art
March 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Brienne of Tarth protects the people we love #got #severence
March 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Here’s hoping that AI gets good enough in the next few years to give us the Game of Thrones Season 8 we deserve.
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why does it feel like Trump’s US policy is like a man with a small dick suggesting a dick measuring contest, and when others with normal dicks accept, he keeps backing out and raising the stakes, hoping that the others will drop out first so he doesn’t need to show his small dick?
March 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We all know fiancée, but there’s no word for the person you’re married to who you’re about to divorce. How about Expirée?
March 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Im not sure why people are so stressed about finding love after divorce. I have literally thousands of beautiful women asking me on dates! Junk Email, TikTok messages, Facebook Messenger, this will be so easy!
March 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Prediction: in a year, the USA will be renamed X-Merica
February 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I mean, what was Ukraine wearing? They just left their resources out there for everyone to see? They were practically asking to be invaded, right?

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Trump says Ukraine 'should have never started it' in comments about war with Russia
Trump made the remark while deriding Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, whose country was invaded by Russia in February 2022.
www.nbcnews.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by eGil
Whelp! Congratulations to the Democratic Party for giving Trump a layup slam dunk the DAY BEFORE his inauguration, you toothless, shit suckers.
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
America is entering her New Villain Era 💅
January 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by eGil
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We see Heaven as a place where there’s only good and no bad. Problem is that good doesn’t feel good without something bad to compare it to. After enough time Heaven would be torturously boring. Maybe we choose to go back andlive painful human lives so we can feel how good heaven is again when we die
January 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Universalism says that atonement is available for all. This is an attempt to retrofit abusive theology into something that appears loving. Atonement for what? God should be asking us for forgiveness for fucking up so bad. You can’t gussy up that theological pig.
January 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
God sending us to hell because of the nature he designed us with is like an inventor despising the car he designed because it can’t fly.
January 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you mention the problem of hell to Christians, they usually try to refocus and say it’s about the love of God. But nobody can really love God under the threat of hell. Here’s a story that shows why:
January 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM