Niiiiice!

From a massage, or sumn else? I'm genuinely curious 🤔

So, um... Wanna tell me about these uncommon orgasms?

Sounds like Timbaland beat... or maybe he sounds like them?🤔🤔🤔

We do actually need to pay attention to the distraction when death and punishment is the way they’re distracting.

Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude

Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude

So, you're choosing chaos, huh?🤣🤣🤣

Cuz, you are PARK POLICE! You need to take your Ranger Smith ass back to Jellystone park and find out what Yogi did with the pick-a-nick baskets!

So, let me get this straight. She wants him to support her financially AND do so while working minimal hours. Gotcha.

"Chicken cutlets" is both hilarious and accurate!

Ol' smoke-and-mirrors ass bamma. "Hey, what's that over there?"🤨 We see through this bullshit. I hope everyone else does too.

So, I hate to be that guy... But how does making your bed change your life, exactly. Magical sheets maybe?

I have always felt making the bed was completely unnecessary and a waste a vital time when preparing for work/school. My parents taught me to do it when I woke up, but as soon as I moved out of their house I stopped doing it.

Musk? I thought this was Great Value Paul Pierce! 🤣🤣🤣

I once attempted a Ho to Housewife transformation. It was a disaster.

If she's truly a Ho, know that it's a choice she made. It was not by accident. She thought about it, weighed the pros and cons, and said "I shall henceforth be a Ho." She will not transition for you. Accept people as they are.

Driving is far more dangerous than many people understand. Driving training should be far more involved. Drivers' licensing should be far more stringent. Many more infractions should result in licenses being revoked and vehicles being impounded. Driving is a privilege, not a right.

Fresh outta titties is hilarious... Y'all ain't got some more in the back??? I'll take one of them "rain check" things.