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Building jokes, growing weird stuff, and printing dissent.
DIY satire for late-stage everything.
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July 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
🧠 One Brain Cell Left – a visualizer & satirical rap about Musk, Trump, and the erosion of everything.
No side taken. Just targets painted.
Full video + lyrics: [YouTube link]
#Satire #CRISIS #OneBrainCellLeft #TrumpVsElon #AIArt #Eghatchett #DoomscrollRap
June 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
code brown.
repeat — we have a runner.
surveillance footage leaked. taco involved.
get the shirt.
🌮🐔 mildlyironicgoods.com
#taco #codebrown #satirewear #graphictee #mildlyironic
June 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Three shirts. One man. No HR department.
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May 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
April 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Peace Was Never an Option
They imposed tariffs on an island with no commerce.
No people. Only penguins.

And still… they resisted.

Now available as a shirt from Mildly Ironic Goods:
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com

#satirewearswell #penguinprotest #indieapparel #funnytshirt #mildlyironicgoods #resist
April 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
February 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Trying to propagate some cushion moss (leucobryum glaucum), fern moss (thuidium delicatulum) and sphagnum moss, along with some creeping fig (ficus pumila), on some 3D printed trellises I made.

#plants #planting #covfefe #plantlife #moss
February 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Nerve plant update. Arrived in terrible shape.

#plantlife #nerveplants
February 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
January 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
December 7, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Time to put this one back out in the window
November 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
November 16, 2024 at 2:00 PM