Eggward Hamiel
@eggyfarms.bsky.social
Bad at art, worse at socials.
I dream of you.
I dream of you.
Tomodachi Life 2. I need it now.
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Tomodachi Life 2. I need it now.
Dave Register, Ross Bryant and Grant O’Brien walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “we don’t take kindly to clones around here”.
The bartender says, “we don’t take kindly to clones around here”.
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Dave Register, Ross Bryant and Grant O’Brien walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “we don’t take kindly to clones around here”.
The bartender says, “we don’t take kindly to clones around here”.
Return to Silent Hill is shit. Utter garbage.
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Return to Silent Hill is shit. Utter garbage.
Currently miserable.
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Currently miserable.
There’s nothing better than stubbing your toe after deciding you’re enough of an adult to take out the garbage barefoot, and then needing to sit down and pretend you did it on purpose as the neighbors watch you trip and fall face first against the dumpster.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There’s nothing better than stubbing your toe after deciding you’re enough of an adult to take out the garbage barefoot, and then needing to sit down and pretend you did it on purpose as the neighbors watch you trip and fall face first against the dumpster.
Now seated for Sinners.
May 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Now seated for Sinners.
Going to sleep with an ice pack on your head really sucks the next morning.
May 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Going to sleep with an ice pack on your head really sucks the next morning.
Seeing Kylie Minogue in concert is one of my greatest joys in life.
April 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Seeing Kylie Minogue in concert is one of my greatest joys in life.
Finished @mikedrucker.bsky.social ‘s book and the section on loss and the shared emotional weight we experience and can share with each other through video games hit me hard. Reminder of how I lost my best friend and video games wouldn’t ever be the same.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Finished @mikedrucker.bsky.social ‘s book and the section on loss and the shared emotional weight we experience and can share with each other through video games hit me hard. Reminder of how I lost my best friend and video games wouldn’t ever be the same.
Had a hankering of nostalgia and bought the original RE3 on GoG. Surprised myself with how well I did on my first run back, and I even got the water puzzle in six turns!
However I will die on the hill that selecting the Regina costume makes the game harder. Someone will have to prove I’m wrong.
However I will die on the hill that selecting the Regina costume makes the game harder. Someone will have to prove I’m wrong.
April 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Had a hankering of nostalgia and bought the original RE3 on GoG. Surprised myself with how well I did on my first run back, and I even got the water puzzle in six turns!
However I will die on the hill that selecting the Regina costume makes the game harder. Someone will have to prove I’m wrong.
However I will die on the hill that selecting the Regina costume makes the game harder. Someone will have to prove I’m wrong.
Got my Twitter shut down for seven days for saying that a clearly AI video of a dog skipping was uncanny and offsetting and that I’d shoot the obvious monster dog.
If I was wrong, THEN DID THE ORIGINAL POST GET DELETED?!
AND ID DO IT AGAIN.
If I was wrong, THEN DID THE ORIGINAL POST GET DELETED?!
AND ID DO IT AGAIN.
a close up of a woman 's face with long hair
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with long hair
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Got my Twitter shut down for seven days for saying that a clearly AI video of a dog skipping was uncanny and offsetting and that I’d shoot the obvious monster dog.
If I was wrong, THEN DID THE ORIGINAL POST GET DELETED?!
AND ID DO IT AGAIN.
If I was wrong, THEN DID THE ORIGINAL POST GET DELETED?!
AND ID DO IT AGAIN.
Got a signed copy of @mikedrucker.bsky.social ‘s book and then printed my report, tripped and fell over a buspan someone left on the floor.
It’s gonna be a good night.
It’s gonna be a good night.
April 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Got a signed copy of @mikedrucker.bsky.social ‘s book and then printed my report, tripped and fell over a buspan someone left on the floor.
It’s gonna be a good night.
It’s gonna be a good night.
Remember the conversations starting around Lou Wilson adding his hair to the plush dolls of Kingston and how it’s tied to parasocial behaviors and the treatment of black men in pop culture?
April 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Remember the conversations starting around Lou Wilson adding his hair to the plush dolls of Kingston and how it’s tied to parasocial behaviors and the treatment of black men in pop culture?
@rebelsam94.bsky.social reading The Poorly Made at work and eliciting the loudest gasp when I got to that revelation in Thursdays We Feed The Cats.
drag queen rupaul is wearing a red dress and a white wig and is saying `` gagged '' .
ALT: drag queen rupaul is wearing a red dress and a white wig and is saying `` gagged '' .
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
@rebelsam94.bsky.social reading The Poorly Made at work and eliciting the loudest gasp when I got to that revelation in Thursdays We Feed The Cats.
I love pens. Almost too much.
March 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I love pens. Almost too much.
Bought the newest Sims expansion and now I remember why I absolutely hated Open For Business.
And Bella Goth got eaten by my cow plant.
And Bella Goth got eaten by my cow plant.
March 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bought the newest Sims expansion and now I remember why I absolutely hated Open For Business.
And Bella Goth got eaten by my cow plant.
And Bella Goth got eaten by my cow plant.
Emily Axford giving me life today.
March 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Emily Axford giving me life today.
Do you want to do ketamine therapy in the back parking lot of the VAG Plaza
March 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Do you want to do ketamine therapy in the back parking lot of the VAG Plaza
I don’t trust a place that has a single stall bathroom.
March 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I don’t trust a place that has a single stall bathroom.
I can never remember I have this platform
February 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I can never remember I have this platform
@keithrosson.bsky.social YOU BETTER WERK this book was so good!
February 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
@keithrosson.bsky.social YOU BETTER WERK this book was so good!
Really want to draw more but I’m hungry.
February 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Really want to draw more but I’m hungry.
The process of making nonsense:
January 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The process of making nonsense: