Eggy
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For February I want them to stop hitting me with the metal hammer and concrete block
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
For February I want them to stop hitting me with the metal hammer and concrete block
Seeing someone eat pancakes , just pancakes , they must be alright , I can trust you
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Seeing someone eat pancakes , just pancakes , they must be alright , I can trust you
I can’t stand the fact that every light is burning holes in my eyes
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I can’t stand the fact that every light is burning holes in my eyes
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Just a warning about Casper mattresses: they do NOT hold up. I’ve had mine for just a couple of years and it was doing fine, but recently got into a Little Nemo-type situation and the bed broke up over the North Atlantic. Ended up needing a Coast Guard rescue and they laughed at my big nightshirt
January 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just a warning about Casper mattresses: they do NOT hold up. I’ve had mine for just a couple of years and it was doing fine, but recently got into a Little Nemo-type situation and the bed broke up over the North Atlantic. Ended up needing a Coast Guard rescue and they laughed at my big nightshirt
A game with bug love
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 PM
A game with bug love
I think Erica might go home. I think it’s her time, I know she’s gonna fight her ass off but I think she’s gonna get out there and shalabalaba tuna in and they’ll see right through her, she might as well just start packing her things right now
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 AM
I think Erica might go home. I think it’s her time, I know she’s gonna fight her ass off but I think she’s gonna get out there and shalabalaba tuna in and they’ll see right through her, she might as well just start packing her things right now
If I ever say something and you think “didnt like that one” well guess what you fucking stupid little fucking two shoes tie the laces FREAK. It was a reference to something super niche and cool and well, y’know you probably wouldn’t even get if you had the context, now get out on that stage and SING
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 AM
If I ever say something and you think “didnt like that one” well guess what you fucking stupid little fucking two shoes tie the laces FREAK. It was a reference to something super niche and cool and well, y’know you probably wouldn’t even get if you had the context, now get out on that stage and SING
“They have guns in this movie.” No shit…
“They are gonna drive their car in this film” I reaaaally needed you to tell me that.
“Be careful the lid on this can is sharp.” Mhm, oh I didn’t NOTICE.
“They are gonna drive their car in this film” I reaaaally needed you to tell me that.
“Be careful the lid on this can is sharp.” Mhm, oh I didn’t NOTICE.
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 AM
“They have guns in this movie.” No shit…
“They are gonna drive their car in this film” I reaaaally needed you to tell me that.
“Be careful the lid on this can is sharp.” Mhm, oh I didn’t NOTICE.
“They are gonna drive their car in this film” I reaaaally needed you to tell me that.
“Be careful the lid on this can is sharp.” Mhm, oh I didn’t NOTICE.
Y’know I think the solution is we all become very green in mind and body. Green as hell. I’m gonna be green. I feel prettty green. I’m gonna hope you are green or get some green and put it all over. People say “nooooo! be purrrrrrple”! stfu
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Y’know I think the solution is we all become very green in mind and body. Green as hell. I’m gonna be green. I feel prettty green. I’m gonna hope you are green or get some green and put it all over. People say “nooooo! be purrrrrrple”! stfu
I like when people call the food I eat bird seed
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I like when people call the food I eat bird seed
If you are my real friend please watch every season of drag race and survivor and watch every movie and I album I have seen or heard and also look at the sunset with me and stares into my eyes and then tell me I have really good taste in media then go home because I have to have some me time too
I think a nice intangible gift you can give someone is to consume a piece of media that's dear to their heart. It can keep giving for years to come. It's something that I'd appreciate a lot personally! I tend to struggle with finding people to talk to about some of my favorite shows, games and books
January 19, 2026 at 11:42 AM
If you are my real friend please watch every season of drag race and survivor and watch every movie and I album I have seen or heard and also look at the sunset with me and stares into my eyes and then tell me I have really good taste in media then go home because I have to have some me time too
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Charlotte Brontë's dog Grasper drawn by her sister Emily Brontë, January, 1834, both would later be known for such classic novels as 'Jane Eyre' (1847) and 'Wuthering Heights' (1847) #WomensArt
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Charlotte Brontë's dog Grasper drawn by her sister Emily Brontë, January, 1834, both would later be known for such classic novels as 'Jane Eyre' (1847) and 'Wuthering Heights' (1847) #WomensArt
We are not that different from ducks we both play sometimes and even sometimes we probably think
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 AM
We are not that different from ducks we both play sometimes and even sometimes we probably think
I’m susceptible to the sunk cost fallacy but I at least care y’know like at least I’m not buying 1 million cheap gadgets on the tik tok market place and then licking a big salt lick block actually I kinda wanna do that salt lick thing I’d kill at being a deer in the woods
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I’m susceptible to the sunk cost fallacy but I at least care y’know like at least I’m not buying 1 million cheap gadgets on the tik tok market place and then licking a big salt lick block actually I kinda wanna do that salt lick thing I’d kill at being a deer in the woods
Whenever I hear someone reference gta I curl my toes in disgust, but I never let my feelings show because I need them on my side for at least a couple more votes and when I send them to jury I need them to like me, Jeff probat can remove his skull and replace it like dentures
January 19, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Whenever I hear someone reference gta I curl my toes in disgust, but I never let my feelings show because I need them on my side for at least a couple more votes and when I send them to jury I need them to like me, Jeff probat can remove his skull and replace it like dentures
Sometimes I get really sad but then I sit down and just look at my life from a sensible angle and then it gets worse but then I draw something or eat a good bite and yeah it’s okay I could survive
January 19, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Sometimes I get really sad but then I sit down and just look at my life from a sensible angle and then it gets worse but then I draw something or eat a good bite and yeah it’s okay I could survive
Sometimes I fall in love with someone but then I imagine them without clothes on and they look like most muppets and also their face is a triangle and I’m really just not good at containing an image in my mind without it rapidly morphing into nonsense
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Sometimes I fall in love with someone but then I imagine them without clothes on and they look like most muppets and also their face is a triangle and I’m really just not good at containing an image in my mind without it rapidly morphing into nonsense
I’ve spent probably 3000 hours playing Balatro, but it’s different trust me please I’m scare their gonna vote me out I just need one person in this game I can trust please don’t backstab me I don’t want to have to use my idol that I totally have I just don’t think I deserve to be in the bottom
January 19, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I’ve spent probably 3000 hours playing Balatro, but it’s different trust me please I’m scare their gonna vote me out I just need one person in this game I can trust please don’t backstab me I don’t want to have to use my idol that I totally have I just don’t think I deserve to be in the bottom
I hate live service games I think you are supposed to get bored of games if you don’t you are mentally ill where is the variety
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I hate live service games I think you are supposed to get bored of games if you don’t you are mentally ill where is the variety
I generally/genuinely don’t understand people who can play one videogame for more than 1000 hours and still have some bullshit to say about
January 19, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I generally/genuinely don’t understand people who can play one videogame for more than 1000 hours and still have some bullshit to say about
“Everything is art”
-guy who farts on airplanes
-guy who farts on airplanes
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 AM
“Everything is art”
-guy who farts on airplanes
-guy who farts on airplanes
This has been saved until now
June 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This has been saved until now
