eggshells
eggsheiis.bsky.social
eggshells
@eggsheiis.bsky.social
The wettest of blankets
fuck it up buttercup
March 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i don't have the sauce, and that's ok
January 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I made a moth thing :D
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Cute Moth girl eats ur clothes (For Noworiii)
January 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
*sliding into the robotfucker discord server with the intent to radicalize its members on right-to-repair* hello
January 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 4:22 PM
any psychoanalysis of my posts is doomed to fail. i do this simply for the love of the game
December 19, 2024 at 10:30 AM
bad news: looks like days will only be 22 hours long starting jan 1st, 2025
December 19, 2024 at 10:21 AM
daily schedule:

6:00 am: wake up
6:05 am: brush teeth
6:08 am: wash face
6:10 am: get dressed
6:12 am: somersault down the neverending hill
10:37 pm: try to stop
12:52 am: successfully stop
1:07 am: pitch a tent
1:20 am: go to sleep
December 19, 2024 at 10:10 AM
"slimegirl this slimegirl that" what about 10 years from now and she's in her mid 40s and has live laugh love decor. what then, coward
December 18, 2024 at 10:50 AM
david vs goliath's parents were incredibly prescient. what if he grew up to be 5'6"
December 18, 2024 at 10:43 AM
it must be weird to be a famous actor in an IP that gets licensed to lego, then lego makes a minifigure of you, and then your kids get a lego set for christmas containing said minifigure, and every time they play with it you swear you feel their magnified phantasmal hands abrading your body
December 18, 2024 at 10:28 AM
"bluesky feels like old twitter" bsky can never feel like old twitter because social media managers understand what hashtags are now
December 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Some interests for the algorithm!

- the orb
- the orb
- the orb
- the orb
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
santa actually has a dni too, he just calls it the naughty list
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 AM
at a high enough elo in ranked competitive sex, you need to be bisexual. you're just shooting yourself in the foot otherwise
November 30, 2024 at 8:52 AM
minecraft is a unique game in that about 10% of your dreams for the rest of your life will randomly start running on minecraft logic. everything becomes blocks, you can place things instantly with ease, etc. completely unpsychoanalysable, i love it
November 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
can't wait to shitpost through neural interfaces. you open my post and experience falling uncontrollably for two years, hitting the ground three real seconds later in a dazed sweat. "banger" you think. "what a great shitpost"
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 AM
get festive this holiday season by setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire setting the goat on fire
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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Princess moth 🍑
#oc #art
November 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
turns out reincarnation is real, but you just get respawned as yourself as a baby and make all the same choices again. kinda lame imo
November 27, 2024 at 8:09 AM
toasters are by far the household appliance with the most sex appeal
November 26, 2024 at 7:16 AM
society should normalize buying bulk bags of croutons and eating them all straight before you get home
November 25, 2024 at 6:53 AM
you may look at my profile and think "wow they've got range. they have some serious shitposting cajones" unfortunately not. if i actually had any balls i'd shitpost on my public linkedin
November 24, 2024 at 6:36 AM
as a funny prank, make someone a salad with no lettuce, dressing, or anything else. just hand them an empty bowl. when they ask why, respond "i don't know"
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 AM