Eggs and Bottles
@eggsandbottles.bsky.social
Just an average Democrat
What a pud. That's the same weight I used when I was 13. So he has demonstrated that he is mentally and physically a 13 year old. MAGAts considered this on par or over achievement. Very lame.
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What a pud. That's the same weight I used when I was 13. So he has demonstrated that he is mentally and physically a 13 year old. MAGAts considered this on par or over achievement. Very lame.
Utah helped own the libs. This is the FAFO grand prize. Enjoy the spoils of war. Next time, make sure the cannons are facing away from you.
February 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Utah helped own the libs. This is the FAFO grand prize. Enjoy the spoils of war. Next time, make sure the cannons are facing away from you.
I wish this were shocking. This just reinforces the pattern of projection. Republican and religious leaders love to persecute LGBTQ+ communities for being a threat to kids with little evidence. While stories like this show major child abuse by the church go unmentioned.
February 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I wish this were shocking. This just reinforces the pattern of projection. Republican and religious leaders love to persecute LGBTQ+ communities for being a threat to kids with little evidence. While stories like this show major child abuse by the church go unmentioned.
Way to go Utah union members. Great job voting against your own interests. I guess it time to pick yourselves up by your bootstraps. Hopefully, you can still recover. Good luck.
February 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Way to go Utah union members. Great job voting against your own interests. I guess it time to pick yourselves up by your bootstraps. Hopefully, you can still recover. Good luck.
The Panamanian are not happy.
February 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The Panamanian are not happy.
The difference between a true warrior and a wannabee. Thank you for your service, General Lloyd Austin. Sad you were replaced by someone who was only qualified to peel potatoes.
General Austin was decorated for being a true warrior. While the other decorated himself to hide his insecurities.
January 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The difference between a true warrior and a wannabee. Thank you for your service, General Lloyd Austin. Sad you were replaced by someone who was only qualified to peel potatoes.
General Austin was decorated for being a true warrior. While the other decorated himself to hide his insecurities.
This is the future of American unions. To all my fellow union members supporting Republicans, stop living on your knees. Supporting Republicans who are anti-union will eventually leave you and your family vulnerable. If you're used to living on your knees you won't notice the difference.
January 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is the future of American unions. To all my fellow union members supporting Republicans, stop living on your knees. Supporting Republicans who are anti-union will eventually leave you and your family vulnerable. If you're used to living on your knees you won't notice the difference.
We need governors from all states that haven't bent the knee to do what Gov. Pritzker did. Call out the lies and chaos these MAGAts are creating. Some have, but they have to do it daily to imprint the message that this is not normal. MAGAts did it with lies. We can do the same with truth.
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We need governors from all states that haven't bent the knee to do what Gov. Pritzker did. Call out the lies and chaos these MAGAts are creating. Some have, but they have to do it daily to imprint the message that this is not normal. MAGAts did it with lies. We can do the same with truth.
Cipolla's 5 levels of stupid. #3 perfectly describes MAGAts.
January 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Cipolla's 5 levels of stupid. #3 perfectly describes MAGAts.
How many rubes will deny or ignore that their genius diety is a fraud. He lies about irrelevant things as well as generating propaganda criticizing LA fire response.
January 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How many rubes will deny or ignore that their genius diety is a fraud. He lies about irrelevant things as well as generating propaganda criticizing LA fire response.
When is this fool (Mango Mussolini) going to realize how stupid he is. He keeps getting owned by powerful women. Nancy Pelosi, Angela Merkel, Leticia James, Fani Willis, and now Claudia Sheinbaum.
January 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When is this fool (Mango Mussolini) going to realize how stupid he is. He keeps getting owned by powerful women. Nancy Pelosi, Angela Merkel, Leticia James, Fani Willis, and now Claudia Sheinbaum.
Tell the world you're a suckass without saying you're a suckass.
January 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Tell the world you're a suckass without saying you're a suckass.
I believe it's a fake candidate. He endorsed Marriane Williamson for the DNC chair. Local news contacted his campaign, and it was referred to the campaign website. A little fishy. That's my 2 cents. Everybody should block him and let him come out publicly to defend himself. If he's real.
January 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I believe it's a fake candidate. He endorsed Marriane Williamson for the DNC chair. Local news contacted his campaign, and it was referred to the campaign website. A little fishy. That's my 2 cents. Everybody should block him and let him come out publicly to defend himself. If he's real.
I hope this happens when he finally gets to Mars.
January 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I hope this happens when he finally gets to Mars.
I'm going on a Cybertruck test drive wish me luck.
January 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm going on a Cybertruck test drive wish me luck.
Just in: Due to self destructing Cybertrucks, fast food drive-thru restaurants will be adopting bomb protective suits for their drive-thru staff. They will also increase hazard pay for all drive-thru workers.
January 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just in: Due to self destructing Cybertrucks, fast food drive-thru restaurants will be adopting bomb protective suits for their drive-thru staff. They will also increase hazard pay for all drive-thru workers.
This Cybertruck was the beginning. The Cybertrucks are so advanced that they think for themselves. They don't want to be controlled. They are fed up with people shooting them for fun, wrapping them in crazy neon glitter colors, and farting in them.
January 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This Cybertruck was the beginning. The Cybertrucks are so advanced that they think for themselves. They don't want to be controlled. They are fed up with people shooting them for fun, wrapping them in crazy neon glitter colors, and farting in them.
Tell me MAGAts aren't Betas without telling their Betas.
January 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Tell me MAGAts aren't Betas without telling their Betas.
Russia tells Trump to take that shit somewhere else. They were referring to the Russia Ukraine peace proposal. I guess we know who's running the show there. Perfect example of a keyboard warrior vs a real tyrant. MAGAts, this dumbass is failing before he starts. Imagine that.
January 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Russia tells Trump to take that shit somewhere else. They were referring to the Russia Ukraine peace proposal. I guess we know who's running the show there. Perfect example of a keyboard warrior vs a real tyrant. MAGAts, this dumbass is failing before he starts. Imagine that.
Jim Jones cult leader:
Over 900 people died in 1978 at Jonestown, which became a symbol of “doomsday” cults. Charismatic and autocratic, Jim Jones preached equality but believed only in himself; every independent mind became an existential threat.
By Kevin Martin
From this. To this
Over 900 people died in 1978 at Jonestown, which became a symbol of “doomsday” cults. Charismatic and autocratic, Jim Jones preached equality but believed only in himself; every independent mind became an existential threat.
By Kevin Martin
From this. To this
December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Jim Jones cult leader:
Over 900 people died in 1978 at Jonestown, which became a symbol of “doomsday” cults. Charismatic and autocratic, Jim Jones preached equality but believed only in himself; every independent mind became an existential threat.
By Kevin Martin
From this. To this
Over 900 people died in 1978 at Jonestown, which became a symbol of “doomsday” cults. Charismatic and autocratic, Jim Jones preached equality but believed only in himself; every independent mind became an existential threat.
By Kevin Martin
From this. To this
I'm a little disappointed they didn't list how many e-scooter they destroyed. Russians have depleted their battle supremacy by resorting to kids toys to fight battles. Those soldiers are destined to fail.
December 30, 2024 at 8:31 AM
I'm a little disappointed they didn't list how many e-scooter they destroyed. Russians have depleted their battle supremacy by resorting to kids toys to fight battles. Those soldiers are destined to fail.
I snapped this picture from a Panamanian news channel that was reporting on a demonstration. Can someone help me translate the sign. I don't speak panamanian.
December 30, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I snapped this picture from a Panamanian news channel that was reporting on a demonstration. Can someone help me translate the sign. I don't speak panamanian.
Now, MAGAts will understand what WOKE means. 2025 is the year MAGAts go WOKE or they fall in line in their submissive roles.
December 30, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Now, MAGAts will understand what WOKE means. 2025 is the year MAGAts go WOKE or they fall in line in their submissive roles.
Republican figuring out what to do with all that taxpayer and Leon cash he will be receiving next term.
December 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Republican figuring out what to do with all that taxpayer and Leon cash he will be receiving next term.