me and my thoughts (unhealthy) approaching the local White Castle looking for a crave case
February 5, 2024 at 6:19 PM
me and my thoughts (unhealthy) approaching the local White Castle looking for a crave case
a real image of me
January 16, 2024 at 6:14 PM
a real image of me
The scariest people are the ones who drink whole milk
January 12, 2024 at 7:05 PM
The scariest people are the ones who drink whole milk
Reddit son or twitter daughter
December 29, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Reddit son or twitter daughter
I put my pronoun as just “him” on slack so nobody forgets I’m him
December 27, 2023 at 10:09 PM
I put my pronoun as just “him” on slack so nobody forgets I’m him
huge ick gotta be EST
December 27, 2023 at 9:38 PM
huge ick gotta be EST
Why do flies rub their stupid little fucking hands together like they’re plotting something devious? Like what are you possibly plotting? Flying into a wall for 35 minutes then dying?
November 20, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Why do flies rub their stupid little fucking hands together like they’re plotting something devious? Like what are you possibly plotting? Flying into a wall for 35 minutes then dying?
Death row meal is a crave case with a cherry coke
November 7, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Death row meal is a crave case with a cherry coke
“Name 3 Pink Floyd songs”
Ok name the last time you washed your sheets
Ok name the last time you washed your sheets
November 7, 2023 at 4:29 PM
“Name 3 Pink Floyd songs”
Ok name the last time you washed your sheets
Ok name the last time you washed your sheets
I don’t look like this btw
October 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
I don’t look like this btw
hanging out with the other bilgerats and scallywags in the lower cistern of the big city
October 19, 2023 at 4:33 PM
hanging out with the other bilgerats and scallywags in the lower cistern of the big city
Could you please show me your finest cat montage with an 808 in the background
October 19, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Could you please show me your finest cat montage with an 808 in the background
Yeah I got crabs:
C: crippling nicotine addiction
R: rampant hyper fixation on brushing my hair
A: asinine tendencies
B: beautiful hair
S: substantial amounts of yaoi
C: crippling nicotine addiction
R: rampant hyper fixation on brushing my hair
A: asinine tendencies
B: beautiful hair
S: substantial amounts of yaoi
October 6, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Yeah I got crabs:
C: crippling nicotine addiction
R: rampant hyper fixation on brushing my hair
A: asinine tendencies
B: beautiful hair
S: substantial amounts of yaoi
C: crippling nicotine addiction
R: rampant hyper fixation on brushing my hair
A: asinine tendencies
B: beautiful hair
S: substantial amounts of yaoi
the quietest guys fart the loudest
October 4, 2023 at 6:28 PM
the quietest guys fart the loudest
I don’t text wyd late at night only requests for 8 ball
October 1, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I don’t text wyd late at night only requests for 8 ball
Got thrown out of the doctors office for showing hole in the exam room (aren’t they supposed to check???)
September 28, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Got thrown out of the doctors office for showing hole in the exam room (aren’t they supposed to check???)
what my work laptop sees at 9am
September 26, 2023 at 8:25 PM
what my work laptop sees at 9am
I spend money like it’s Skyrim cause all I do is buy 400 cheese wheels
September 25, 2023 at 4:16 AM
I spend money like it’s Skyrim cause all I do is buy 400 cheese wheels
that’s cool man she let me hit it because I farted the loudest
September 23, 2023 at 3:00 PM
that’s cool man she let me hit it because I farted the loudest
magma is just earths cum
September 22, 2023 at 1:28 AM
magma is just earths cum