Hazel Boyle
@eggman-jpeg.bsky.social
Beep beep boop frog on a log in a bog with his hog
Washington: One day I’m sitting in my house and my country asks if they can get involved in foreign affairs. I said don’t get involved in foreign affairs. I come home 200 years later and what did they do? They got involved in foreign affairs. Now I have a dumb country, a dead dog and no coffee.
June 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Washington: One day I’m sitting in my house and my country asks if they can get involved in foreign affairs. I said don’t get involved in foreign affairs. I come home 200 years later and what did they do? They got involved in foreign affairs. Now I have a dumb country, a dead dog and no coffee.
When u have a dream about 2 big ass solar flares and you don’t know what they are but you wake up and ask your partner who is obsessed with space and they check the solar flare charts and they realise how bad the solar flares are getting but there’s no news of it because govt. anyone else? Anyone?
June 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When u have a dream about 2 big ass solar flares and you don’t know what they are but you wake up and ask your partner who is obsessed with space and they check the solar flare charts and they realise how bad the solar flares are getting but there’s no news of it because govt. anyone else? Anyone?
Facebook conspiracy pages are just our parents getting their dose of creepypasta
May 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Facebook conspiracy pages are just our parents getting their dose of creepypasta
Can the creator of extraordinary pls pls pls just make a comic strip but like the pictures from bones???? @emmamoran.bsky.social if this isn’t her I am sorry chile
May 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Can the creator of extraordinary pls pls pls just make a comic strip but like the pictures from bones???? @emmamoran.bsky.social if this isn’t her I am sorry chile
It’s the fact that I thought it was “bleshoo” and not “bless you” until last month. I thought it was a mimic to the sneeze. Now they tell me?
April 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s the fact that I thought it was “bleshoo” and not “bless you” until last month. I thought it was a mimic to the sneeze. Now they tell me?
This is the definition of irony.
quick question: why was noem carrying $3,000 in cash? was she just out selling drugs or something?
Breaking: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/p...
By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher
www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/p...
April 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is the definition of irony.
My dog isn’t on a leash because I don’t trust my dog. My dog is on a leash because I don’t trust other people.
April 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My dog isn’t on a leash because I don’t trust my dog. My dog is on a leash because I don’t trust other people.
Mad. Jewels Sparkles should have won. Onya was one note while Jewels gave a symphony :(
April 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mad. Jewels Sparkles should have won. Onya was one note while Jewels gave a symphony :(
I feel like I’ve seen Evie on the late show more than I’ve seen the First Lady. Did they deport her?
April 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I feel like I’ve seen Evie on the late show more than I’ve seen the First Lady. Did they deport her?
You’ll never find a girl like me…💅Yeah… like you’d ever find me.
I’m off the grid.
I’m in your walls.
I am under your skin.
You even think I’m alive?
You fell in love with your imaginary friend fool.
Gone.
The reason you’ll never find a girl like me is because you made me up!
Crazy.
I’m off the grid.
I’m in your walls.
I am under your skin.
You even think I’m alive?
You fell in love with your imaginary friend fool.
Gone.
The reason you’ll never find a girl like me is because you made me up!
Crazy.
March 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You’ll never find a girl like me…💅Yeah… like you’d ever find me.
I’m off the grid.
I’m in your walls.
I am under your skin.
You even think I’m alive?
You fell in love with your imaginary friend fool.
Gone.
The reason you’ll never find a girl like me is because you made me up!
Crazy.
I’m off the grid.
I’m in your walls.
I am under your skin.
You even think I’m alive?
You fell in love with your imaginary friend fool.
Gone.
The reason you’ll never find a girl like me is because you made me up!
Crazy.
Since the Trump administration decided to come after the homiesexuals I decided as a bisexual, for the next four years (or centuries depending on outcomes), out of spite, I will be even gayer.
March 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Since the Trump administration decided to come after the homiesexuals I decided as a bisexual, for the next four years (or centuries depending on outcomes), out of spite, I will be even gayer.
My father is rolling in his grave. Actually he’s not rolling, he’s having a full on dance fit. Someone get him out so he can slap the administration in their faces.
March 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My father is rolling in his grave. Actually he’s not rolling, he’s having a full on dance fit. Someone get him out so he can slap the administration in their faces.
The only way to conquer a beast is with love. If you induce fear, you will get eaten eventually.
February 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The only way to conquer a beast is with love. If you induce fear, you will get eaten eventually.
I’m gonna kms
If there’s no season 3 of extraordinary I may just kms
February 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m gonna kms
I don’t understand how ppl don’t like rap. Normal songs can fit a few words. Rap can fit someone’s entire life story.
February 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I don’t understand how ppl don’t like rap. Normal songs can fit a few words. Rap can fit someone’s entire life story.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a Mormon who wasn’t gay
January 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever met a Mormon who wasn’t gay
If there’s no season 3 of extraordinary I may just kms
January 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If there’s no season 3 of extraordinary I may just kms
Screw stardew. Where’s skribblenauts at?
December 31, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Screw stardew. Where’s skribblenauts at?
That’s pretty gay
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
That’s pretty gay
Why does flushing someone else’s toilet at night always feel like a crime?
December 28, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Why does flushing someone else’s toilet at night always feel like a crime?
I don’t think getting a security camera for my cat was the best idea
December 26, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I don’t think getting a security camera for my cat was the best idea
Reposted by Hazel Boyle
In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
2/10 of the top ten Netflix shows today is just crackling fireplace and I totally understand
December 26, 2024 at 12:17 PM
2/10 of the top ten Netflix shows today is just crackling fireplace and I totally understand
Elon Musk is inverse Nelson Mandela. I will not elaborate
December 26, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Elon Musk is inverse Nelson Mandela. I will not elaborate
Reposted by Hazel Boyle
Here are some nice mushrooms
December 18, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms