Lest anyone doubt me...

Working in an office is weird, because we're all so busy "closing the loop" and "lifting tasks" that no one knows I'm going to the opening of a Creed-themed bead painting show tonight.

In search of 5 completely empty, unused, pitch-black squash and racquetball courts? No problem!

Joined a new gym. Turned a corner in the locker room and found the entrance to the Backrooms.

May we all sleep as soundly as Henry.

We were hooked after this line.

Highly recommend a beat up Burberry equivalent for a schlumpier, more relaxed look. I recently got this one for ≈$80 on eBay.

Last night, @jakewojtowicz.bsky.social spoke to an audience of like 75 undergrads and said, "You just have to be a baller." No one laughed.

Escaped to Albuquerque for the annual meeting of the American Folklore Society. Took a full week to recover from eating chili sauce every day and muster the energy to post these. 🫣🌶️ #afsam24

We've gone a year and a half without a functional oven. This beaut is getting delivered tomorrow. Who's coming over for a roast? 🍗