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Bartleby IV
@eggcustardtart.bsky.social
· Oct 29
It's not for me to say, but I've heard talk that all living things yearn eternally to converge as one
Ts ahh blud 💀 You must be from Ohio
January 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ts ahh blud 💀 You must be from Ohio
Just crafted my pants
January 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just crafted my pants
Plots of land are a hot commodity these days
January 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Plots of land are a hot commodity these days
Jimi hendrix on the beat
January 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Jimi hendrix on the beat
Gonna start telling people that I love their character design
December 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Gonna start telling people that I love their character design
Just saved fifteen people from a terrible fate. #heroicchristmasstories
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Just saved fifteen people from a terrible fate. #heroicchristmasstories
Just had an accident on Santa's lap 😓 #embarrassingchristmasstories
December 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Just had an accident on Santa's lap 😓 #embarrassingchristmasstories
I just made eight septillion dollars on the stock market
December 24, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I just made eight septillion dollars on the stock market
I just invested $1749577263960682115495064130205060761524346414422031330 in the stock market
December 24, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I just invested $1749577263960682115495064130205060761524346414422031330 in the stock market
I think Elmo loves me more than my family
December 21, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I think Elmo loves me more than my family
Experts are always saying shit like "the worst is yet to come"
December 21, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Experts are always saying shit like "the worst is yet to come"
Great grandpas are well known for their resilience
December 21, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Great grandpas are well known for their resilience
The pile of dirt I sleep on is enchanted with an ancient blessing of wealth and prosperity
December 21, 2024 at 6:46 AM
The pile of dirt I sleep on is enchanted with an ancient blessing of wealth and prosperity
Fingering a can of Mountain Dew until it squirts all over me
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Fingering a can of Mountain Dew until it squirts all over me
Food is disgusting to me
December 3, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Food is disgusting to me
Oh I'm crapping, honey I'm crapping!
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Oh I'm crapping, honey I'm crapping!
Animals are so fucked up
November 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Animals are so fucked up
Reposted by Bartleby IV
A new friend who looks like me
November 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
A new friend who looks like me
Don't worry everyone... I'll take up the mantle of The Based Gaming Socialist
November 23, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Don't worry everyone... I'll take up the mantle of The Based Gaming Socialist
Your bedside manners are terrible!
November 23, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Your bedside manners are terrible!
It's terrible what they're doing to the kids these days... cyberaugmentation, nanotechnology, and badass neural implants that greatly boost your cognitive ability
November 23, 2024 at 7:37 AM
It's terrible what they're doing to the kids these days... cyberaugmentation, nanotechnology, and badass neural implants that greatly boost your cognitive ability
Someone left a bunch of nasty crap at my bedside
November 23, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Someone left a bunch of nasty crap at my bedside
Gramps is on the loose
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Gramps is on the loose
I can make some truly disturbing sounds on the piano
November 18, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I can make some truly disturbing sounds on the piano