I see. Realistic ambition. Adequate. [He presses more buttons, and the scan ends.] I ask because I've taken an interest in you, but there is a very real chance that you would be unable to keep up with my processing and reasoning skills. I could use the experience of a biology major like yourself...

[Perhaps not as driven as he would have hoped. His intrigue sours a bit, but he has it in him to probe a bit further.] Imagine you had the entirety of the government's funding for a special project that allows you to write off anything you wish. What would you do?

Entirely? [The bots whirr, spin in place, and the scientist steps forward.] Master's, you say? No Ivy league, no summa cum laude, just a run of the mill institution?

Interesting. Bachelor's or master's? [He snickers to himself as if that were some huge burn as he continues to analyze the data.] You are quite the specimen indeed. These findings suggest a range of additions with unrelated genetic information. Mother nature slept around when she made you, did she?

Interesting. Then, allow me to classify you myself. [He presses a finger into his glove, immediately deploying a squadron of eggbots to surround and scan Eros.]

Very. Busy. No time for you little rodent freaks that like to run around and-

...Hmm. At first I thought the hedgehog might be multiplying again, but upon closer inspection, I see a significant lack of fur and leathery black nose. You must be some sort of new species.

Of course, this is not permission for you to throw a character at me and try to force your way into a relationship with Robotnik. You'll be sorely disappointed, and I really don't know why you'd want to, anyway. But at the end of the day, this account is for writing, and if it's fun, I'll write it.

Not only that, but my Robotnik is asexual, as he is a misanthrope at heart, and only tolerates a select few living individuals. It will involve many flawed ideas about what it means to care about someone, but it tickles me to think what sort of things we could write together.

ⅲ. 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴?

Before the Sonic movie came out, I wouldn't have even considered writing a ship with him and that girl he tries so hard to marry in the OVA. That being said. I... would like to try my hand at Stonegg. It will be toxic as hell, though, so you MUST be prepared for that if we ship.

Please be mindful that I may send you a rude message in-character if we are mutuals, as that is the core of his character. If that could cause you pain or upset, I encourage you to take steps to protect yourself, or communicate with me in DMs about your feelings. Curate your experience to be safe!

ⅱ. 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗻𝗶𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗲. 𝗛𝗲 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

While there's no shame in having a sensitive personality, be aware that my writing, in-character, is just writing. The insults are for the purpose of establishing his behaviors, thought patterns, and the like.