What!? I most certainly am not a 'noob' or a 'rookie'! I am cool and formidable and evil!

Perhaps I need to update my torture room. Strike true fear into their hearts! Though... I will need to find a minion to fill the position of torturer.

I insist that you show me art that you have created! A trade of intellectual property so to speak!

Are you sure you have not had a betrayal? Not even a scheme or plot for your demise? How have you managed this? What have you done to enforce such subserviance?

Oh...

Really??

It is a hazard of the job! What kind of overlord hasnt had a backstabbing disloyal traitor for a minion?

Absolutely nothing I am sure! After all, I am an evil mastermind extraordinaire!

I think my first mistake was making another Egg Boi, this time with more intelligence. My second was giving him the death ray. I am thinking, for Egg Boi mark 3, I give him something much less formidable. Average intelligence and a tommy gun! Far more reasonable.

Perhaps just for you. You have been exceptionally helpful thus far! Are you a fellow inventor?

I am sure I will produce more eggs in the future, yes.
But as far as the gauntlet, do you think that photographs would ruin the surprise? I do not want my future minion to be able to cheat their way through my trials after all!

Ah... he fell over. He was doing an evil monologue on top of the table and slipped. Humptied his dumpty so to speak. Problem solved! Time to build that gauntlet then!

*sob* I am going to miss him like the evil son I never had.

He is... calling himself the new overlord. He is telling me to weld something! As if I'd take orders from some half boiled chicken fetus!

Of course I will! He has a death ray!