Gary Sussex
banner
eggandbacon.bsky.social
Gary Sussex
@eggandbacon.bsky.social
Cats, politics and COYS

All opinions probably mine, unless they're clearly stupid and wrong, in which case they're definitely mine.
If the Mail and the Telegraph go out together on a Friday night, neither of them's going to tell the other one to "leave it, we've all had a drink"
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Just point and laugh. They're the ones setting up the joke.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
No thank you, I don't care to have my opinions sullied by facts
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Well, they've certainly obtained the approval of Tory and Reform voters, which appears to have been their aim for most of the last 18 months
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Painted gold and used for the breakfast buffet
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Because the opposition wall always looked more anxious when Kane stepped up to take FKs. No one seemed to appreciate this was solely down to the realisation that one of them was likely getting a football in the nuts.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My concern would be that our timid UK Government could try to put its finger on the scale and push the BBC to cave
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Yeah, heard they opened that but haven't been in yet
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Honest Jon's in Portobello Road
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Crabs Rangoon? Sure, I knew the cheap little punk. Two-bit numbers runner from Poughkeepsie. Got what he deserved (spits)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ha - I remember the Dean Marney masterclass! (First and last time it was performed - he didn't play much)
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Pretty sure it'll be ketchup sachets only today
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Very apt - and similar to the reflections of the renowned Talmudic Scholar, Rabbi Dunning-Kruger
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'd forgotten that existed (not easy to come by in the UK). Just purchased it s/hand - thanks for the inadvertent reminder! (Just about to recreate the suffering of the besieged French forces by watching Spurs)
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Never a good sign when a manager breaks Ali this quickly
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Good genes 👍
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
But I can confirm he's definitely talking Warlocks
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
(Closes eyes, crosses fingers) Please please Santa may I have a Sidney Wale NFT
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 AM
George considers their work derivative
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM