just learned that a blue sky tw##t is called a skeet… can we collectively change that to bleet please. bleet is quirky and fun. skeet is gen alpha skibidi toilet.
October 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
just learned that a blue sky tw##t is called a skeet… can we collectively change that to bleet please. bleet is quirky and fun. skeet is gen alpha skibidi toilet.
on no!! i got in a car crash! i’m severely injured and need immediate medical attention!! dr. mohan, dr. king, and dr. santos from the pitt i’m going to need all three of you to save me!! <3
October 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
on no!! i got in a car crash! i’m severely injured and need immediate medical attention!! dr. mohan, dr. king, and dr. santos from the pitt i’m going to need all three of you to save me!! <3
QUESTION: pizza or birds?
please comment below this is for a highly secretive ultra important research project funded by nasa i will not be taking questions at the moment thank you.
please comment below this is for a highly secretive ultra important research project funded by nasa i will not be taking questions at the moment thank you.
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
QUESTION: pizza or birds?
please comment below this is for a highly secretive ultra important research project funded by nasa i will not be taking questions at the moment thank you.
please comment below this is for a highly secretive ultra important research project funded by nasa i will not be taking questions at the moment thank you.
watching dimension 20 and critical role has only diminished my desire to try dnd because no game will ever be as good as what they can produce. matthew mercer and brennan lee mulligan are peak.
October 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
watching dimension 20 and critical role has only diminished my desire to try dnd because no game will ever be as good as what they can produce. matthew mercer and brennan lee mulligan are peak.
posting here again because i convinced someone (one who shall not be named online) to download blue sky and i told them that if they did i would start posting again. they just said the sky is getting blue… is that a metaphor???
October 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
posting here again because i convinced someone (one who shall not be named online) to download blue sky and i told them that if they did i would start posting again. they just said the sky is getting blue… is that a metaphor???
not listening to the government news updates anymore. only boygenius and the pyramids in egypt from now on thanks
March 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
not listening to the government news updates anymore. only boygenius and the pyramids in egypt from now on thanks
so you’re telling me that Kiwis (the bird) are completely unaware that their entire country (the people) has named itself after them bro?? life is so cruel.
March 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
so you’re telling me that Kiwis (the bird) are completely unaware that their entire country (the people) has named itself after them bro?? life is so cruel.
just learned that iodine was put in our salt in the 20s to solve the “goiter belt” issue in the midwest???? was this like a well known fact???? you can buy iodized / non iodized salt???
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
just learned that iodine was put in our salt in the 20s to solve the “goiter belt” issue in the midwest???? was this like a well known fact???? you can buy iodized / non iodized salt???
severance season 1 episode 9
March 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
severance season 1 episode 9
if i had a quarter for every time i’ve recorded an owl on ebird id be fucking bankrupt
March 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
if i had a quarter for every time i’ve recorded an owl on ebird id be fucking bankrupt
ins for the year: birds!
outs: unnecessary key changes please stop doing it. the only song that was ever allowed to do that and get away with it was easy by the commodores
outs: unnecessary key changes please stop doing it. the only song that was ever allowed to do that and get away with it was easy by the commodores
February 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
ins for the year: birds!
outs: unnecessary key changes please stop doing it. the only song that was ever allowed to do that and get away with it was easy by the commodores
outs: unnecessary key changes please stop doing it. the only song that was ever allowed to do that and get away with it was easy by the commodores
made russian dumplings from scratch tonight and at one point i swear i became a babushka in 1847 providing for her family in the dead of a nasty russian blizzard
February 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
made russian dumplings from scratch tonight and at one point i swear i became a babushka in 1847 providing for her family in the dead of a nasty russian blizzard
organism of the day because my partner is mad that i haven’t posted an organism of the day:
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the dodo bird went extinct in the late 1600s, they were flightless, only laid one egg at a time, and had no predators (until humans). man we suck
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the dodo bird went extinct in the late 1600s, they were flightless, only laid one egg at a time, and had no predators (until humans). man we suck
February 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
organism of the day because my partner is mad that i haven’t posted an organism of the day:
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the dodo bird went extinct in the late 1600s, they were flightless, only laid one egg at a time, and had no predators (until humans). man we suck
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the dodo bird went extinct in the late 1600s, they were flightless, only laid one egg at a time, and had no predators (until humans). man we suck
today a chickadee landed on my new bird feeder. all is not lost.
February 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
today a chickadee landed on my new bird feeder. all is not lost.
organism of the day:
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jellyfish are 95% water, not actually fish, and have been around longer than dinosaurs (like 500 million years)
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jellyfish are 95% water, not actually fish, and have been around longer than dinosaurs (like 500 million years)
February 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
organism of the day:
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jellyfish are 95% water, not actually fish, and have been around longer than dinosaurs (like 500 million years)
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jellyfish are 95% water, not actually fish, and have been around longer than dinosaurs (like 500 million years)
first tweet! wait shit
February 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
first tweet! wait shit