E.F. Slattery
@efslattery.bsky.social
Freelance ed. Member: SinC. In: Poetry, Criminal Element, Crimespree Magazine. Preso s mlékem, prosím. She/her.
Well, off to the sausage fest.
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Well, off to the sausage fest.
I’m eavesdropping in a café on a man who has renamed his Siri “Bixby,” a move both intriguing and insufferable.
May 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I’m eavesdropping in a café on a man who has renamed his Siri “Bixby,” a move both intriguing and insufferable.
No one:
JFK, Terminal 5: Here are 500 sparrows to make the wait for your flight more enjoyable!
JFK, Terminal 5: Here are 500 sparrows to make the wait for your flight more enjoyable!
January 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
No one:
JFK, Terminal 5: Here are 500 sparrows to make the wait for your flight more enjoyable!
JFK, Terminal 5: Here are 500 sparrows to make the wait for your flight more enjoyable!
Just came across the phrase “upskill yourself” in a forum and would now like to gouge out my eyes. (Although it does work as an epithet.)
December 13, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Just came across the phrase “upskill yourself” in a forum and would now like to gouge out my eyes. (Although it does work as an epithet.)
They should make an app that allows you to wrest control of your Spotify account from your tween with terrible taste in music.
December 6, 2023 at 3:12 AM
They should make an app that allows you to wrest control of your Spotify account from your tween with terrible taste in music.
Last night, I discovered that the movie “Elf” is 20 years old, which made me feel approximately 78 years old…
November 19, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Last night, I discovered that the movie “Elf” is 20 years old, which made me feel approximately 78 years old…