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Sometimes my feed has a dark sense of humor.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Sometimes my feed has a dark sense of humor.
Yes yes they claim to love each other but I’ve never seen them answer the ultimate question of love as asked by the classic RPG Thousand Arms:
Would either of them fart in front of the other?
Would either of them fart in front of the other?
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yes yes they claim to love each other but I’ve never seen them answer the ultimate question of love as asked by the classic RPG Thousand Arms:
Would either of them fart in front of the other?
Would either of them fart in front of the other?
You’d think they’d hang on Dear Leader’s every word and yet they can’t seem to remember anything he says when he contradicts himself.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You’d think they’d hang on Dear Leader’s every word and yet they can’t seem to remember anything he says when he contradicts himself.
Remember when Elon’s simps were touting him as a genius and yet they’ll ignore the fact that he’s too stupid to be able to remember how to spell Mamdani?
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Remember when Elon’s simps were touting him as a genius and yet they’ll ignore the fact that he’s too stupid to be able to remember how to spell Mamdani?
I need a sequel. If Doom is a villain then the Fantastic Four seem like a no brainer but you know who I think needs some Midnight Suns love? Elsa Bloodstone.
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I need a sequel. If Doom is a villain then the Fantastic Four seem like a no brainer but you know who I think needs some Midnight Suns love? Elsa Bloodstone.
I misunderstood the assignment and just gave Rogue a DC history.
Trying to put her criminal past behind her as a teenager Rogue goes onto Gotham University and seemingly gets her life together.
There she has a fateful encounter with Barbara Gordon during an emergency and ends up having-
Trying to put her criminal past behind her as a teenager Rogue goes onto Gotham University and seemingly gets her life together.
There she has a fateful encounter with Barbara Gordon during an emergency and ends up having-
October 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I misunderstood the assignment and just gave Rogue a DC history.
Trying to put her criminal past behind her as a teenager Rogue goes onto Gotham University and seemingly gets her life together.
There she has a fateful encounter with Barbara Gordon during an emergency and ends up having-
Trying to put her criminal past behind her as a teenager Rogue goes onto Gotham University and seemingly gets her life together.
There she has a fateful encounter with Barbara Gordon during an emergency and ends up having-
That’s the one where they transform by yelling “By the power of Greyskull!” right?
October 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That’s the one where they transform by yelling “By the power of Greyskull!” right?
Made cottage pie tonight. Ground beef cooked in minced garlic, tomato puree, Worcestershire sauce, and red wine. Added mixed veg, topped with mashed potatoes and then shredded mozzarella and paprika. Put in the oven for 30 minutes
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Made cottage pie tonight. Ground beef cooked in minced garlic, tomato puree, Worcestershire sauce, and red wine. Added mixed veg, topped with mashed potatoes and then shredded mozzarella and paprika. Put in the oven for 30 minutes
I’m a straight man. I like boobs. I like porn. I’m also capable of keeping that from influencing every other part of my life. The problem is gooners like this don’t see women as people and only see them as sex toys. If a woman doesn’t play to their sexual fantasies she has no reason to exist.
October 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m a straight man. I like boobs. I like porn. I’m also capable of keeping that from influencing every other part of my life. The problem is gooners like this don’t see women as people and only see them as sex toys. If a woman doesn’t play to their sexual fantasies she has no reason to exist.
Gail thinks the best way to prepare tea is in a microwave as opposed to the one true way; Cyclops junior’s heat vision.
October 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Gail thinks the best way to prepare tea is in a microwave as opposed to the one true way; Cyclops junior’s heat vision.
Do you get credit for being a good sport if you’re a living punchline?
October 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Do you get credit for being a good sport if you’re a living punchline?
Rage farming numbskulls like this are so desperate for content. How do their followers not laugh hysterically in their faces at this dumbness?
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Rage farming numbskulls like this are so desperate for content. How do their followers not laugh hysterically in their faces at this dumbness?
Rewatching House and boy does this scene with Kutner hit differently now.
“Not ever?”
“Not ever?”
September 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Rewatching House and boy does this scene with Kutner hit differently now.
“Not ever?”
“Not ever?”
Such a fun way of saying no one gave a shit about him while he was alive but now he’s a useful political prop.
September 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Such a fun way of saying no one gave a shit about him while he was alive but now he’s a useful political prop.
I went to a Dutch restaurant for tacos today. I don’t think it gets whiter than that.
August 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I went to a Dutch restaurant for tacos today. I don’t think it gets whiter than that.
This looks like Gail ick’ed someone out of existence.
August 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This looks like Gail ick’ed someone out of existence.
This probably says more about me than I’d care to admit but this is the best news I’ve heard this week.
August 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This probably says more about me than I’d care to admit but this is the best news I’ve heard this week.
Every seat is a toilet when you’re in a diaper.
August 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Every seat is a toilet when you’re in a diaper.
So which Mads Mickelson character do you think it looks like?
July 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So which Mads Mickelson character do you think it looks like?
This one looks like it would have felt right at home in Marvel vs Capcom.
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This one looks like it would have felt right at home in Marvel vs Capcom.
Bring it, Trump!
July 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Bring it, Trump!
“What are you looking at? Mind your own damn business. Nothing to see here.”
July 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“What are you looking at? Mind your own damn business. Nothing to see here.”