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"Why I Never Actually Fall."
A short essay by me
Because being this stable requires a lot of... well, nap-based training. 💤

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The Physics of the “Oops”: Why I Never Actually Fall (I Just Reorient Reality)
Take a look at these photos. You see a cat lounging peacefully by Lake Lugano, appearing as though I haven’t moved a muscle in three hours. You see “laziness.” I see a high-precision bi…
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February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Airplane ears = abort mission. Slow blink = the vibe check is passed. The belly is a trap (usually).

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The Secret Language of Cats: 5 Signs You’re Being “Managed” by Your Boss
Ever wondered what your cat is actually saying? From the ‘Slow Blink’ to the ‘Belly Trap,’ Yuki the Cat breaks down 5 essential signs of feline communication to help you dec…
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February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Is "Tortitude" a scientific fact or just a feline legend?

As a proud Tortie, I’ve investigated the truth behind our spicy reputation. Here is my report on why we are the divas of the feline world.

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#Tortitude #CatsOfBluesky #Tortie #CatBehavior
The Tortoiseshell Attitude: Myth or Reality?
Is ‘Tortitude’ real? Explore the science and the myths behind the spicy personality of tortoiseshell cats, as explained by Yuki the Tortie Boss
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February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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POV: It’s 5:00 AM. You’re dreaming of coffee. I’m dreaming of my food bowl. 🐾

From the "Pat-Pat" on the nose to sending cat-coded emails, here is my high-productivity morning routine. Being the CEO is a full-time job. 👑

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The 5 AM Alarm: My Morning Routine
The Early Bird Gets the… Attention Humans call it 5:00 AM. I call it ‘Breakfast Prime Time’. My morning routine doesn’t start with coffee; it starts with a calculated series of ma…
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February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Fellow felines, it’s time to stop meowing and start managing. Training a human takes patience, but I’ve mastered the craft. From sofa scratching to food bowl management, here’s how to keep your staff in line. Read my latest report, fellow felines!
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February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Introducing cats to babies requires a strategy. I’m sharing what worked for my family to keep everyone safe, happy, and purring. Essential reading for all cat parents!

Full guide here: 🔗 tr.ee/gvWnvw

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When Baby Meets Cat: How Families Can Safely Introduce Their Feline Companions to Young Children
Welcoming a new baby? Don’t let the transition stress your feline friend. From scent swapping to creating safe zones, here is our expert guide on how to safely and happily introduce your cat …
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February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Ugh, the humans did it again. They brought home a giant, slobbery "guest" and expect me to share my domain. 🙄

If your peaceful life has been invaded by a canine, here is my expert guide on how to survive the dog apocalypse.
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Introducing the Unwelcome Guest: A Feline Guide to Dog/Cat Harmony
Ugh, the humans did it again. They brought home a loud, slobbery “dog.” If your peaceful domain has been invaded by a canine guest, here is my expert feline guide on scent-swapping, saf…
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February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Is the vet visit a battlefield? 🩺😾 It doesn't have to be!

Look at me: the carrier is one of my happy places. I've written a complete guide on how to achieve this level of "Fear Free" relaxation.

Read the full feline mission briefing: tr.ee/W6Uwkr

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A tortoiseshell cat named Yuki lying completely on her back inside an open red and white pet carrier. She looks extremely relaxed and safe, with her paws up, demonstrating successful carrier training and a stress-free attitude toward travel. A close-up, top-down view of Yuki peering out from her carrier. Only her head and front paws are visible; her expression is calm and inquisitive rather than fearful, illustrating a cat who feels safe in her environment. Yuki the cat resting peacefully with her head and one paw hanging comfortably out of the red pet carrier onto the wooden floor. She looks sleepy and content, showing a perfect post-vet visit recovery at home
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Human update: They have provided excellent bedding and the lighting is perfect for my golden eyes. I shall remain under these blankets until the snack service resumes. #ChiefFelineOfficer #TortieLife #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #Tortitude
A close-up of Yuki, a tortoiseshell cat with golden eyes, peeking out from under a soft grey blanket. Her face is resting on a blue checkered pillow. She looks calm, regal, and very cozy.
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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I’ve heard this place has better snacks and fewer algorithms. I'm Yuki, CEO of my household, here to lead all fellow felines toward total human domination.
​Follow for my official cat manuals & tortitude tips!
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A majestic long-haired tortoiseshell cat named Yuki, perched regally on the grey backrest of a sofa. She is shown in a side profile, looking upwards with a dignified and attentive expression. One paw is elegantly rested forward, emphasizing her 'boss' persona. The background is softly blurred with warm, golden indoor lighting highlighting her rich black and orange fur.
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM