My #Survivor49 fantasy draft babies. Me?Their mother. I didn’t have an orange marker. TOMORROW!!!! SURVIVOR!!!!!

Something about the Charmin toilet paper commercials with the pink bears chatting right down the barrel of the camera rubs me the wrong way

The way Tony Soprano kisses with his tongue out before his lips is a special kind of fucking sexy

Let’s start with a picture of Justin Theroux and a French horn