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Matt
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….when out of the clear, blue sky
This morning three-shirt Steve was screaming at his audience about how Russia is our ally
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’d prefer he gets Derek Chauvin’d before seeing a judge
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A brutal, but fair, assessment of the pups
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Bro
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
But other than that, Mrs Lincoln…
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well damn, that kinda sucks
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
To see you smoking a cigarette would be too much to bear 🤤
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I wouldn’t trust that motherfucker with a box of crayons
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So, if it’s cool for the Gestapo 2.0 to use chemicals against the unarmed, surely it’s cool for us to use that shit on them

Right?

Let’s start spraying these pieces of shit
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve always been a Six Underground kinda guy
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Worthless

Piece

Of shit
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m sure she thought this was side-splittingly hilarious 🙄

Also, did that bitch have holy water in a garbage ass plastic bottle? The reformed Catholic in me questions whether that’s up to code 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Which says nothing of his appearance
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Misery loves company
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Man, I’ve looked substantially better after 300mg of edibles and multiple bong rips
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can we expedite the fade, please?
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ok, we can stop with the profiles of this obviously batshit crazy sycophant
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What do you notice, beyond the weirdness of it all?

Lots of minorities being gifted the $10k
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Still ironing out the English, apparently bsky.app/profile/atru...
despite standing, Trump seems to be having trouble keeping his eyes open while Melania speaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
They don’t want that smoke
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Right the fuck now!
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Now there’s a guy who’s about 13 hours into a bender
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Looney Loomer is absolutely at the top of the sycophant food chain
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My dad taught me that if you have to ask how much something costs, you can’t afford it

In much the same way, if you’re asking if you should buy something, you absolutely should
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM