All i've ever wanted in my life is to be forced to mute replies to one of my posts. Let's go. Fill my replies up with donkey shit.

this is actually first place.

pete hegseth was on my discord server discussing war plans. he is receiving a seven day temporary ban.

I'm doing so bad on here. We're having a digital Renaissance and I'm not liking enough posts. I need to do the work.

many people are calling me "the genious of ramen"

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10 games to get to know me:

Uncharted Waters: New Horizons
Escape Velocity
Myth: The Fallen Lords
Counter-Strike 1.x
Gran Turismo
Final Fantasy III/VI
Tecmo Super Bowl
WWF Smackdown 2: Know Your Role
DragonRealms
Silent Hunter III

Gonna dirty this place up with some boorish self-promotion: come watch me play old games on a retro Macintosh computer that I restored! We're playing VIKINGS: THE STRATEGY OF ULTIMATE CONQUEST. Does the hype match the title? No! But we're playing it anyway at www.twitch.tv/effingcontro... RIGHT NOW

any gathering of three or more women is a coven and any gathering of three or more men is a lan party

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally

borat, you so crazy!

it's impossible to use threads. when you log in all you hear is a jet engine roar, the sound of thousands of jokes going over everyone's heads, and everyone screaming "I DON'T GET IT"

goob morning

I sprained my knee a few days ago and what hurts the most is the realization that not exercising feels amazing. I could have been doing nothing this whole time. Hours lifting weights and riding my bike, all a huge waste of time.

posts are actually called cumshots now

Richard and I are happy to be here.

fart in cpap machine compilation