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venid a ver la sangre por las calles
venid a ver
la sangre por las calles
venid a ver la sangre
por las calles!



she/her. my twitter handle was @effingboring
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effingboring.bsky.social
MARTIAL LAW INSTATED IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL, PLUS TIK TOK’S FAVORITE SUMMER SKINCARE ROUTINE !!!!

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August 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
effingboring.bsky.social
i’m no boat expert, but my armchair theory is that when you have more money you can buy more things.
screenshot of an article from Bloomberg.com. There is an illustration of a dock with several sunbathers. blocking the sunlight from reaching them is a massive boat with one person sunbathing on the deck. the title of the article is “Why the boats got bigger as the rich got richer.” The article is by Madison Darbyshire.
July 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
effingboring.bsky.social
this was obviously gonna happen but I don’t like it
July 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
effingboring.bsky.social
DEMS ARE FUNDRAISING ON THIS SHIT I AM GOING TO BECOME THE JOKER ISTG
a text message from a Democratic fundraising group asking to “sign an open letter thanking” the governor of California for doing his job. also, they’re asking for money.
June 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
effingboring.bsky.social
insane paragraph here

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Screenshot of text from an article by The Guardian. Text: “News of the project surfaced as Donald Trump, himself a former reality TV star, carries out a sprawling immigration crackdown that has ensnared undocumented immigrants as well as lawful permanent residents, refugees, and those with temporary status and pending court cases. In some cases, US citizen children have been deported alongside an undocumented parent.”
May 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
effingboring.bsky.social
my ‘this is not the hunger games for immigrants’ shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Screenshot of text from a news article. Text: “The show would conclude with the winner being sworn in as a US citizen. ‘This isn’t The Hunger Games for immigrants,’ Worsoff told the Journal, stressing that losing contestants would not face deportation.”
May 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
effingboring.bsky.social
it’s becoming absurd, the extent to which The News wants to talk about systemic failures as personal problems, solely bc it’s easier to write listicles about it. natgeo, i’m pretty sure breathing exercises aren’t going to help with the lack of air traffic control and rickety planes.
Screenshot of a push alert from apple news, text: “National Geographic: Afraid of flying? Here are 7 tips and tricks for managing flight anxiety. [9m ago]”
February 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
effingboring.bsky.social
Thanks! My passport is in limbo currently bc of the X.
Screenshot of a comment sent to State Department in support of allowing people to self-report their gender on US Passport documents. text too long to put in alt.
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
effingboring.bsky.social
no politician can actually qualify as ‘a bad bitch’ but we coulda had a bad bitch. this wasn’t metaphorical then and it isn’t now. we need blood and teeth on the floor pronto
A screenshot of text, an article quoting Elizabeth Warren from before she was a senator. “‘My first choice is a strong consumer agency,’ Warren said. ‘My second choice is no agency at all and plenty of blood and teeth left on the floor.’”
February 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM