Goatly
@efficiencygoat.bsky.social
Just an old goat.
Okay, a middle-aged goat, but that doesn't sound as distinguished.
Okay, a middle-aged goat, but that doesn't sound as distinguished.
*Looks at France on the actual map*
'Kay.
'Kay.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*Looks at France on the actual map*
'Kay.
'Kay.
Leftists are forever trying to market their One Simple Trick to solving all problems, everywhere, forever.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Leftists are forever trying to market their One Simple Trick to solving all problems, everywhere, forever.
No exceptions. Into the juicer.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No exceptions. Into the juicer.
Furries are a subset of geek, and geeks in general are known for social odiousness.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Furries are a subset of geek, and geeks in general are known for social odiousness.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
GrandmAI randomly breaks out into a horribly racist screed that trails off into a crazy word salad about ants but that's actually pretty accurate to how grandma was, so.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
GrandmAI randomly breaks out into a horribly racist screed that trails off into a crazy word salad about ants but that's actually pretty accurate to how grandma was, so.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
Those forward-facing eyes are not okay.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Those forward-facing eyes are not okay.
THIS. I am absolutely floored by the number of people in this modern age of ad-soaked internet hell who seemingly aren't even aware of uBlock Origin or the genuine importance of adblocking in general.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
THIS. I am absolutely floored by the number of people in this modern age of ad-soaked internet hell who seemingly aren't even aware of uBlock Origin or the genuine importance of adblocking in general.
This is true perversity. This should describe every prison, and yet in America it's reserved solely for the corrupt and the despicable.
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is true perversity. This should describe every prison, and yet in America it's reserved solely for the corrupt and the despicable.
Mamdani won because he actually remembered that he's employed by the people, for the people, not as a ruler with a mandate to condescend to the masses about what he thinks they need.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mamdani won because he actually remembered that he's employed by the people, for the people, not as a ruler with a mandate to condescend to the masses about what he thinks they need.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
Don't worry, Platner plans to have the orphans he punched removed.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Don't worry, Platner plans to have the orphans he punched removed.
Shh, you're making it harder for him to whine about "the Liberal Elites" while offering no practical solutions to the problems he's supposedly highlighting.
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Shh, you're making it harder for him to whine about "the Liberal Elites" while offering no practical solutions to the problems he's supposedly highlighting.
Get high on catnip and fight with your own reflection.
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Get high on catnip and fight with your own reflection.
In thrall to a mad would-be king.
October 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
In thrall to a mad would-be king.
He seeks a worthy foe.
September 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He seeks a worthy foe.
For a while now there has been a perverse current of thought in certain sectors of society which claims that retaliating against a bully is an even worse sin than bullying itself is.
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For a while now there has been a perverse current of thought in certain sectors of society which claims that retaliating against a bully is an even worse sin than bullying itself is.
That cartoon owl doesn't look very consenting. Better delete this post.
September 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That cartoon owl doesn't look very consenting. Better delete this post.
Mm, yes, historically not paying the military has never had any negative consequences whatsoever.
September 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Mm, yes, historically not paying the military has never had any negative consequences whatsoever.
Still haven't learned a damn thing, have you? Better sites than this have tried to reject the communities that built them up in the first place, and every one of them have earned the hard lesson that comes from it.
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Still haven't learned a damn thing, have you? Better sites than this have tried to reject the communities that built them up in the first place, and every one of them have earned the hard lesson that comes from it.
They willfully surrendered the ability to think rationally for blind, stupid ideological absolutism. I doubt the majority of them are salvageable.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
They willfully surrendered the ability to think rationally for blind, stupid ideological absolutism. I doubt the majority of them are salvageable.
4chan-tier sour grapes post. Or common ragebait.
Or someone who genuinely can't understand the concept of others being able to take joy in something that you do not.
Either way, enjoy lording your superiority over the filthy, lying cocksuckers expressing their obviously performative joy.
Or someone who genuinely can't understand the concept of others being able to take joy in something that you do not.
Either way, enjoy lording your superiority over the filthy, lying cocksuckers expressing their obviously performative joy.
September 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
4chan-tier sour grapes post. Or common ragebait.
Or someone who genuinely can't understand the concept of others being able to take joy in something that you do not.
Either way, enjoy lording your superiority over the filthy, lying cocksuckers expressing their obviously performative joy.
Or someone who genuinely can't understand the concept of others being able to take joy in something that you do not.
Either way, enjoy lording your superiority over the filthy, lying cocksuckers expressing their obviously performative joy.
Of course they don't. Their entire political identity is built on being the plucky, oppressed underdogs and losers. They lose everything they've centered their identity around if they stop being oppressed by the Right, which means the Democrats can't be allowed to win.
June 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Of course they don't. Their entire political identity is built on being the plucky, oppressed underdogs and losers. They lose everything they've centered their identity around if they stop being oppressed by the Right, which means the Democrats can't be allowed to win.
Further modified by the presence or lack thereof of another person in the shower.
June 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Further modified by the presence or lack thereof of another person in the shower.
Personally I'm much less likely to enjoy the spicy parts of comics if there isn't a decent story attached to it.
But judging by the comments I see under far too many online comics, this seems uncommon.
But judging by the comments I see under far too many online comics, this seems uncommon.
May 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Personally I'm much less likely to enjoy the spicy parts of comics if there isn't a decent story attached to it.
But judging by the comments I see under far too many online comics, this seems uncommon.
But judging by the comments I see under far too many online comics, this seems uncommon.