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Effervescent Dragon
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“We will beat you to death.”

[Shatters your kneecaps with the spiked pink dragon club, stunning and slowing you down. You have no choice but to look upon your works and despair.]
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I'm a #RealPerson. I'm not afraid to show you my eyes. Look into my eyes and realise you're talking to another human being. I'm a mortal man. Will you take the #MortalManChallenge and show us your human eyes?
Two human eyeballs.
August 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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iPhone right where you left me - bonus track Taylor Swift 0:03 10n8예 -4.02 trapped in the feelings of a relationship that has ended
August 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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LISA JEWELL NOVEL NONE OF THIS IS TRUE unreliable narrator truth-bending
August 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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AND THEN SHE FELL ALIGIA ELLIOTT supernatural haunting descent into madness
August 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Comic titled "How I Imagine Chess Pieces Move" Panel 1: Titled "Pawn". A humanized white pawn on a chess board, his helmet crowned with a metal ball, runs forward swinging his sword a bit in front of him and to the side. Panel 2: Titled "Knight". A dark purple horse with a dark blue mane leaps happily from one white spot on the chess board to a black spot. Panel 3: Titled "Bishop". A humanized black bishop on a chess board is down on one knee, aiming a sniper rifle among the diagonal. A closeup of the muzzle of the sniper rifled reveals that he himself, the bishop, is also loaded into it as a bullet. Panel 4: Titled "Roo (too shakily written, crossed out) Roo (too shakily written again, crossed out) BRO FUCK (shakily written)". A rook piece, represented by a tower cuts along a straight line through the board, shaking the whole board (and in fact, the whole panel) in the process and carving out a deep hole. There are bits of the board flying everywhere. The tower has a tiny content face on it as it causes this destruction.
August 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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GET EQUIPPED WITH BEGINNING LOSS
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Is this hell? grocery store The present moment is both eternal and painful no like tomatoes or bananas or like cereal maybe or other breakfast stuff. or like toiletries. like a toothbrush or stuff like that. burgers. drinks. i mean take ur pick Truly, it is store
August 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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WAIT, I CAN'T CASUALLY ADMIT I'M A DRAGON!?
August 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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a better world is possible
Hawk Tuah girl brutally torn to shreds
August 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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i would fold in this situation
The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs is about to hit
August 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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TAKE METO HELL AND TORTUREME
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Are you the devil?
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Depiction of what is happening inside me right now
ALMOST OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.
August 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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They're doing this to me later
Dinosaur stabbing
August 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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My perilous pavement barely kills any travelers these days. I miss staircases.
pavement's slanted and enchanted with a pitchfork rating of 10
August 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Whenever people bring up the Birthday Convo as a reason to hate Jane it sounds like this
Selfish: This girl wanted to be wished a Happy Birthday but doesn't want to be a shoulder to cry on to earn it Deepest sigh.
August 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM