E.
@efecteau.bsky.social
Tramp at the crossroads of Buddhism and trolling. Voted most likely to become a cautionary tale.
Watching these buddy-cop-comedies from the 80s, it's absolutely bonkers how normalised casual police brutality is in those movies.
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Watching these buddy-cop-comedies from the 80s, it's absolutely bonkers how normalised casual police brutality is in those movies.
The internet tells me that the rapture is finally happening this week. About time! Please leave the keys on the mantle on your way out. Kthxbye!
September 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The internet tells me that the rapture is finally happening this week. About time! Please leave the keys on the mantle on your way out. Kthxbye!
"I know it's your birthday but why must I be punished by being made to attend?"
August 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"I know it's your birthday but why must I be punished by being made to attend?"
The slow fade out is the worst possible way to end a song. Terrible. Simply unacceptable.
This isn't the 70s. Write an actual end to your track, you uninspired hack.
This isn't the 70s. Write an actual end to your track, you uninspired hack.
August 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The slow fade out is the worst possible way to end a song. Terrible. Simply unacceptable.
This isn't the 70s. Write an actual end to your track, you uninspired hack.
This isn't the 70s. Write an actual end to your track, you uninspired hack.
I've come to realize I hoard medical supplies like health potions in a videogame.
"Yes, I'm bleeding now but what if I really need it later?"
"Yes, I'm bleeding now but what if I really need it later?"
August 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I've come to realize I hoard medical supplies like health potions in a videogame.
"Yes, I'm bleeding now but what if I really need it later?"
"Yes, I'm bleeding now but what if I really need it later?"
Look, I don't have a birthday.
I came out, armed and fully grown, from the split skull of Abholos the Great Devourer.
You can stop asking now.
I came out, armed and fully grown, from the split skull of Abholos the Great Devourer.
You can stop asking now.
July 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Look, I don't have a birthday.
I came out, armed and fully grown, from the split skull of Abholos the Great Devourer.
You can stop asking now.
I came out, armed and fully grown, from the split skull of Abholos the Great Devourer.
You can stop asking now.
Having just read about it, I am now obsessed with the very idea of a Clayface body horror movie written by Mike Flannagan.
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Having just read about it, I am now obsessed with the very idea of a Clayface body horror movie written by Mike Flannagan.
"If I exorcise my devils
Well my angels may leave too
When they leave they're so hard to find"
Well my angels may leave too
When they leave they're so hard to find"
July 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"If I exorcise my devils
Well my angels may leave too
When they leave they're so hard to find"
Well my angels may leave too
When they leave they're so hard to find"
Truth is the only reason I have any social media presence is that I've been told having none makes you look like a serial killer.
I wouldn't want anyone to have expectations.
I wouldn't want anyone to have expectations.
June 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Truth is the only reason I have any social media presence is that I've been told having none makes you look like a serial killer.
I wouldn't want anyone to have expectations.
I wouldn't want anyone to have expectations.
Complacent is complicit. Always has been.
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Complacent is complicit. Always has been.
Today's gonna be a humdinger of a day. I can already tell.
June 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Today's gonna be a humdinger of a day. I can already tell.
Being forcefully told that, actually, Quebec is a "very religious place" filled with rabid christians by some angry internet nerd never gets old.
May 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Being forcefully told that, actually, Quebec is a "very religious place" filled with rabid christians by some angry internet nerd never gets old.
Watching tv last night and my glasses just spontaneously burst apart on my face.
So it's going to be that kind of week, is it?
So it's going to be that kind of week, is it?
May 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Watching tv last night and my glasses just spontaneously burst apart on my face.
So it's going to be that kind of week, is it?
So it's going to be that kind of week, is it?
When you’re asked your opinion about art, there is only one valid answer.
“That’s a vagina”
You’ll be right like half the time. The other half, you’ll be hilarious. In fact, the less of a vagina it is, the better it gets.
“Sir, that’s a picture of …”
“IT’S A HUNGRY, ALL CONSUMMING CUNT!”
“That’s a vagina”
You’ll be right like half the time. The other half, you’ll be hilarious. In fact, the less of a vagina it is, the better it gets.
“Sir, that’s a picture of …”
“IT’S A HUNGRY, ALL CONSUMMING CUNT!”
May 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When you’re asked your opinion about art, there is only one valid answer.
“That’s a vagina”
You’ll be right like half the time. The other half, you’ll be hilarious. In fact, the less of a vagina it is, the better it gets.
“Sir, that’s a picture of …”
“IT’S A HUNGRY, ALL CONSUMMING CUNT!”
“That’s a vagina”
You’ll be right like half the time. The other half, you’ll be hilarious. In fact, the less of a vagina it is, the better it gets.
“Sir, that’s a picture of …”
“IT’S A HUNGRY, ALL CONSUMMING CUNT!”
I'm sorry, dude, but if your song starts with extended samples of whale noises, I'm out.
May 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm sorry, dude, but if your song starts with extended samples of whale noises, I'm out.
I feel like the black smoke is just an Everything's Okay alarm and about as useful.
May 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I feel like the black smoke is just an Everything's Okay alarm and about as useful.
I just woke up from a dream in which I was loudly arguing with the old guy behind the counter about the outrageous price he was charging for a can of Coca-Cola.
I don't know what that means about where my mind is at but I suspect I'm going to be just intolerable today.
I don't know what that means about where my mind is at but I suspect I'm going to be just intolerable today.
April 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I just woke up from a dream in which I was loudly arguing with the old guy behind the counter about the outrageous price he was charging for a can of Coca-Cola.
I don't know what that means about where my mind is at but I suspect I'm going to be just intolerable today.
I don't know what that means about where my mind is at but I suspect I'm going to be just intolerable today.
Looks like I'm not the only one who's gonna be out in the cold without any retirement funds or savings. Checkmate, Ant.
Sincerely,
Grasshopper
Sincerely,
Grasshopper
April 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Looks like I'm not the only one who's gonna be out in the cold without any retirement funds or savings. Checkmate, Ant.
Sincerely,
Grasshopper
Sincerely,
Grasshopper
I was once told that it doesn't matter if the stories told about the Buddha are true. They are important because they tell aspects of the truth that he represents, not because they are historically accurate.
What I am saying is, did I ever tell you I used to be a lion tamer in Botswana?
What I am saying is, did I ever tell you I used to be a lion tamer in Botswana?
April 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I was once told that it doesn't matter if the stories told about the Buddha are true. They are important because they tell aspects of the truth that he represents, not because they are historically accurate.
What I am saying is, did I ever tell you I used to be a lion tamer in Botswana?
What I am saying is, did I ever tell you I used to be a lion tamer in Botswana?
I never got the Grateful Dead. I'd hear them and my reaction was "WTF is this?!?"
I just spent 4 hours of a Saturday afternoon watching Long Strange Trip. It such an insightful and revealing look into who they were and what they did. Absolutely fascinating.
I still don't fucking get it though.
I just spent 4 hours of a Saturday afternoon watching Long Strange Trip. It such an insightful and revealing look into who they were and what they did. Absolutely fascinating.
I still don't fucking get it though.
March 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I never got the Grateful Dead. I'd hear them and my reaction was "WTF is this?!?"
I just spent 4 hours of a Saturday afternoon watching Long Strange Trip. It such an insightful and revealing look into who they were and what they did. Absolutely fascinating.
I still don't fucking get it though.
I just spent 4 hours of a Saturday afternoon watching Long Strange Trip. It such an insightful and revealing look into who they were and what they did. Absolutely fascinating.
I still don't fucking get it though.
Every dingbat and glassy-eyed moron is out there and acting up today. Stay home and avoid the outdoors.
Maybe board up your windows while you're at it. Just in case.
Maybe board up your windows while you're at it. Just in case.
February 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Every dingbat and glassy-eyed moron is out there and acting up today. Stay home and avoid the outdoors.
Maybe board up your windows while you're at it. Just in case.
Maybe board up your windows while you're at it. Just in case.
Reposted by E.
An oldie but a goodie.
February 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
An oldie but a goodie.
"Finally, mercifully, 2024 is over. Things can only go up from here! You'll see!"
2025: "Hold my beer"
Welp, that one's on me. Apologies all around.
2025: "Hold my beer"
Welp, that one's on me. Apologies all around.
January 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Finally, mercifully, 2024 is over. Things can only go up from here! You'll see!"
2025: "Hold my beer"
Welp, that one's on me. Apologies all around.
2025: "Hold my beer"
Welp, that one's on me. Apologies all around.
“The writer’s role is to menace the public’s conscience. He must have a position, a point of view. He must see the arts as a vehicle of social criticism and he must focus on the issues of his time."
January 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
“The writer’s role is to menace the public’s conscience. He must have a position, a point of view. He must see the arts as a vehicle of social criticism and he must focus on the issues of his time."