Replay.
Crowd noise.
Stop it.
FFS.

That MetLife Stadium turf looks like it's been skimmed and sold by the ounce. Anyone want to buy some? Good gear geezer.

I've finally been recognised as one...pheww.

First they came for the Woolfinder, but I wasn't a Woolfinder and I did nothing....

#woolfinder
#freebrian

Asleep at the wheel.

What is it with American voters? They vote for folks that would be in rest homes in any other country on the planet.

Russell Brand.
Spent 20 years on hard drugs, fried his mind and became just another Glitter/Saville in plain sight. Is anyone surprised?

If you ever need a Diazepam, just watch a replay of that Arsenal v Everton first half instead.

Is it Arsenal making us look ordinary or the other way around?

COMPETITION: I’ve got three copies of Planes, Trains and Toilet Doors to give away.

RT this before 10am on Monday.

I’ll randomly pick three people from the RTs, and I’ll sign and post a book to the winners. Perfect 🎁

Anyone else get an "invalid handle" message on their profile? If so, how do I get rid of it?
I'm worried the Al-Fayed task force might inadvertently stumble on me!!!

@bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social

Here’s some tips to find more Blues (Starter Packs) and get more Blues following (The Everton Feed)

bsky.app/profile/mike...