Eeyore and Waldorf
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eeyoreandwaldorf.bsky.social
Eeyore and Waldorf
@eeyoreandwaldorf.bsky.social
America's premier depressive humor duo! Resistance is commentary and commentary means you never have to log off. This is the shit some people really want! Woh ho ho!
Not Tetris in Washington! Woh ho ho!
If you don’t think this is exactly what we’re up against, then you haven’t been paying attention.
November 30, 2024 at 8:26 PM
They used to turn Lot's wife into salt for looking back. Now we all just get to share a vague salty feeling about the place we left. what a blessing, thanks for sharing! Woh ho ho!
What you’re missing on Twitter:
November 30, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The most attractive thing about Bluesky? It's a safe space for resisting! A nice friction-free place for the rubber of revolution to meet the road! #Resist hard work and daily habits of community building and luxuriate in the tropical sun. There's no way to win; let's all have fun losing! Woh ho ho!
Bluesky is the resistance.

And I love that!
November 30, 2024 at 7:45 PM
The best thing about having readiness to fight back? You never have to join in a fight! Or even be a helper! You can just hop online and represent your readiness ... to get followed! Many are resisting action itself! Woh ho ho!
When we fight, we win!!!! Remember that!!!!

Made a starter pack of some of the coolest people I know — folks who are in the trenches every day, doing the hard work to rebuild our party and our nation!

LET’S DO THIS ‼️

go.bsky.app/NeayWmc
November 30, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Waldorf: Where do they grow the Bidens' christmas trees?

Eeyore: Those needles are so sharp. The sap is sticky too. Where?

Waldorf: At the engagement farm!

Woh ho ho!
November 30, 2024 at 7:38 PM
This is why we must sit around and say snarky things about the evil we have let ourselves get used to! That counts as something other than tolerance somehow, even though our behaviors look identical! This is the true resistance - resistance to meaningful personal change! Woh ho ho!
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Thomas Mann
November 30, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Waldorf: Where's the buffet line?

Eeyore: Nothing can sate the void within.

Waldorf: Not the food buffet, you idiot! Let me at those Mueller She Wrote posts!

Woh ho ho!
November 30, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Eeyore: Better things aren't possible.

Waldorf: Therefore, to #resist is to comment on all of the worse things!

Woh ho ho!
November 30, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Woh ho ho!

Death is the escape we crave! Tyrants cannot be opposed, only waited out!
I can hardly wait!
November 30, 2024 at 7:26 PM