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it’s almost like when i facetime my boyfriend at midnight after two cocktails and a bottle of wine he doesn’t think im a riveting conversationalist?
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
it’s almost like when i facetime my boyfriend at midnight after two cocktails and a bottle of wine he doesn’t think im a riveting conversationalist?
we really are just all out here with our dad’s anger issues and our mom’s eating disorders
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
we really are just all out here with our dad’s anger issues and our mom’s eating disorders
brie and ruffles is an elite combo but yall aren’t ready for that conversation
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
brie and ruffles is an elite combo but yall aren’t ready for that conversation
what i always forget about midnight baking is that i need to stay up another hour to take the brownies out of the oven 😭
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
what i always forget about midnight baking is that i need to stay up another hour to take the brownies out of the oven 😭
i’ve got bread rising on the counter and my hair in hot rollers, I am that bitch
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i’ve got bread rising on the counter and my hair in hot rollers, I am that bitch
my cat is a feruchemist and that’s all i have to say about that
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my cat is a feruchemist and that’s all i have to say about that
im gonna get that baja blast pie, yall can’t scare me
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
im gonna get that baja blast pie, yall can’t scare me
west end girl is my roman empire this week
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
west end girl is my roman empire this week
the starbucks line at smf takes longer than tsa
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
the starbucks line at smf takes longer than tsa
dirty dancing is still a great movie
July 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
dirty dancing is still a great movie
i don’t think this administration was prepared for the lengths i will go to get my non FDA approved sunscreen filters
April 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i don’t think this administration was prepared for the lengths i will go to get my non FDA approved sunscreen filters
i do love to start baking something at 11:30 at night
March 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
i do love to start baking something at 11:30 at night
i know i’ve made bad decisions because it’s almost 1 am and i have 3 new business cards and a door dash order im gonna fall asleep before i can collect
February 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
i know i’ve made bad decisions because it’s almost 1 am and i have 3 new business cards and a door dash order im gonna fall asleep before i can collect
not to be a corporate cuck, but i love my job
February 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
not to be a corporate cuck, but i love my job
my stomach hurts in a “someone ripped a chunk of it off and pulled it out through my mouth yesterday” kind of way
January 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
my stomach hurts in a “someone ripped a chunk of it off and pulled it out through my mouth yesterday” kind of way
getting spit roasted by doctors tomorrow 🤪
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
getting spit roasted by doctors tomorrow 🤪
i’m 12 hours in to my 3 days of no fiber and my tummy already hurts
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i’m 12 hours in to my 3 days of no fiber and my tummy already hurts
had my first shit without tiktok in years the silence was so loud
January 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
had my first shit without tiktok in years the silence was so loud
what are we using to numb our anxiety now that tiktok is gone? therapy? drugs??
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
what are we using to numb our anxiety now that tiktok is gone? therapy? drugs??
tiktok ban, inauguration, and a colonoscopy next week, thank god my jury duty summons isn’t until the week after
January 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
tiktok ban, inauguration, and a colonoscopy next week, thank god my jury duty summons isn’t until the week after