Some of the other stuff would probably be hard for you, too.

Doesn't this phrasing entail that all fans disagree with the change (when you mean that not all fans do agree)?

Have these guys seen the Cowboys defense this season?

Nah, Aikman's right. It's dumb to make decisions based on evidence instead of blindly adhering to tradition forever. We shouldn't even have television. We should all be living in caves and worshipping the sun.

He shouldn't ever walk two feet in public without getting pelted with rotten fruit.

Would it have been crazy for the Raiders to go for 2 after their last TD in regulation? My friend asked and I said probably, but I have only crude math to back it up.

I know a lot of Notre Dame fans who have done the same with Charlie Weis.

I don't think regular season games should even go to OT. Just call it a tie.

If only they covered parallel structure at UVa.

"I owe it to my state to make it clear where I stand."

No, you owe dramatically more than that. Anyone can make their thoughts known. It is extremely easy. What you owe Michiganders is to be their representative--in this case, to voice and advance their moral interests. You failed to do so.

That's a 100/100 on the dumbass scale. Some bad defensive lapses by the Rockets late, and that was by far the worst.

Not his first appearance

Yeah, but Ime would have had to announce it with a bullhorn for Reggie to notice.

He's been working with a new trainer.

I wonder if there's a through line between these players.

Tipoff rules are basically like lane violation rules. They exist in the books but not in the minds of officials.