Eevs
@eevs-elixir.bsky.social
Ayy, I’m Eevs (She/Her). I’m a nerdy trans woman in her dirty thirties 🤗.
For just $free.99 I got Anxiety, ADHD, and more!
I like D&D, MtG, OW2, Star Wars, Star Trek, and other fantasy and sci-fi things 🤓.
Forever DM.
Body and sex positive 🙌
MDNI 🔞
For just $free.99 I got Anxiety, ADHD, and more!
I like D&D, MtG, OW2, Star Wars, Star Trek, and other fantasy and sci-fi things 🤓.
Forever DM.
Body and sex positive 🙌
MDNI 🔞
1. I was over my aunts house as a kid and she had this black labrador. I was probably 5. I was holding the leash when someone threw a ball or kicked a toy. The dog ran, I didn’t let go, my head hit the pavement and I was out. I cracked my skull. Doctors said I wouldn’t make it. Made it 🥳🥰
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
1. I was over my aunts house as a kid and she had this black labrador. I was probably 5. I was holding the leash when someone threw a ball or kicked a toy. The dog ran, I didn’t let go, my head hit the pavement and I was out. I cracked my skull. Doctors said I wouldn’t make it. Made it 🥳🥰
Ooo thats awesome! I love kitty cats and doggos.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ooo thats awesome! I love kitty cats and doggos.
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November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
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Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
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November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
OR,
———————
Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
To subscribe to more Ass facts, reply “oh the agony”! Thank you for choosing this service! 🎉🥳🎊🍑
———————
Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
To subscribe to more Ass facts, reply “oh the agony”! Thank you for choosing this service! 🎉🥳🎊🍑
Something interesting…
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Something interesting…
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
Never heard of it…enlighten me
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November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Never heard of it…enlighten me
Fellow saxophonist unite 👋
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fellow saxophonist unite 👋
Hi there! Come join us!
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hi there! Come join us!
Trolls gonna troll lol, seems like he either blocked us and deleted his posts or he got banned lol. Hopeful on the ban of a 2 day old troll harassment account.
I feel like it was all bait, but wow do I feel a bit better.
I feel like it was all bait, but wow do I feel a bit better.
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Trolls gonna troll lol, seems like he either blocked us and deleted his posts or he got banned lol. Hopeful on the ban of a 2 day old troll harassment account.
I feel like it was all bait, but wow do I feel a bit better.
I feel like it was all bait, but wow do I feel a bit better.
Hold up I just noticed, you posted on my post to get back at me? Lol whut, trollin hard dude and this is just therapy for me, thank you ❤️🤗
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hold up I just noticed, you posted on my post to get back at me? Lol whut, trollin hard dude and this is just therapy for me, thank you ❤️🤗