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eeveeiynn.bsky.social
Evelyn 🎷🦆
@eeveeiynn.bsky.social
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🩵 she/they | 19 | Pokemon / NA Sports / 📍 NJ
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Incin Farig Tork core with insane conversion rate
my eye twitching in anger
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
woke cultural victory
my chud son voted
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
legends za pvp is cool because glaceon is viable.
my fuckass team. Calc4Short, AllOnRed, and Gurt. Gurt eats crayons. Top 4 team list for legends zaza
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
this is the power of vgc in the grand challenge.
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
fih, apparently.
me placing 209th out of 800 for the Pittsburgh regional with lumineon
September 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
sanders was sacked HOWW MANY TIMES in 11 dropbacks???
statline of sanders getting sacked 5 times in 11 dropbacks
August 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
#hopecore or something idk
things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate. so true bestie.
August 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
“That was a masterpiece of dogshit” - Will hardy on the jazzs 50 point loss to Miami
July 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
jumpscare
the Boston Celtics have officially signed Luka
July 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
reminder
don’t let the bastards get you down. thanks scolipede.
July 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
treat. treat or I’ll collapse into dust and particles.
July 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
everyone is slowly going insane and I just feel like
my cat dead inside. Like Me.
June 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
honse
June 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
My 2025 NAIC team. Went 3-5 in my first major and hopeful to improve for 2026.

Google Doc:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
My team. Google doc has more info and full alt text.
June 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Went 3-5 at (vgc) NAIC! Had a blast playing even though I didn’t play that great.
Eevee and pika Me and my lesbian daughter
June 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
Girls with glasses need glasses to see
May 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
“im lost for words” - derrick Rose
May 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
uhm do I need to say more
my 2.5 foot tall shiny sylveon plushie
May 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
the soda thief
my cat trying to sneak up and steal my soda (it isn’t working)
May 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
all eyes, no thoughts.
this is my cat named Jackson with eyes big, lil paw right there he is my world I would destroy a medium sized nation for him.
May 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
the rights obsession with IQ is very ironic considering conservatism correlates with lower IQs.
Article 1: “intelligence is associated with being non-binary and unusual sexuality.” Article 2: excerpt states that “We have shown that homosexuality non-acceptance negatively correlates with average intelligence (-0.58)
May 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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aw man we wanna see this
April 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
my honest reaction
ninja, his wife, Luka, and Guy Fieri courtside at the all star game
April 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
eeveeiynn.bsky.social
New Jersey Devils… please save me
sittin at the rock
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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basically
Aaron Rodgers speaking, Pat in disbelief, and the dude who’s just there is now a fish
April 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM