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Errol 🦇 🏳️‍🌈
@eerieseymour.bsky.social
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Award-nominated Writer and Narrative Designer. Queer historian of queer history. Weirdo. Bisexual. Cat owner. Listen, how long have you got?

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In my natural habitat 😌
A photo of the skeeter (yeah we’re calling in that), a person with short dark hair in a yellow raincoat. I’m sat on a metal grille in a dark cistern, looking away from the camera at a screen showing scenes of underwater exploration. I wish this was my house but sadly not yet.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Alan Carr in The Traitors
A picture of a Tonberry, a small green round creature wearing a cloak and carrying a lantern and a knife.
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I’m also working on Baby‘s First Zine for the Queer Norfolk archive.
A photograph of a folded paper zine with the title “Be a queer archivist”, ransom note style. You can also see my horrible grubby nails. Sorry.
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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BEHOLD HIM
A photograph of the skeeter in a yellow rain jacket, holding aloft a gloriously round orange pumpkin. Storm clouds gather overhead. The other pumpkins in the patch (too many to count) look on in awe.
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Oh thank goodness they warned me.
A photograph of a white wall with a blue sign attached. It reads: Concealed electrical cables, do not drill any walls
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I think it can digging in the ground for tubers…
A tumblr post by ronaldreagancutupwhiletalkin with a photograph of an echidna (a small brown animal with a long snout and sad little eyes) standing in a patch of dirt. The text reply, by user worm-suggestion, says “It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny. I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit. I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.”
September 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Update on the owl encounter: I encountered an owl alright.
A photograph of a crowd of people surrounding a truly juvenile eagle owl (Big. Grey. A Little Haunted.) being gently held by a handler. The owl is staring directly at the camera, as though his enormous black eyes can see straight into my soul.
September 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Feel like pure shit just want her back
The box art for Silent Hi- I mean Fatal Frame
August 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I rendered this creature in pastels and he seemed to approve
A photograph of a fluffy orange persian cat looking approvingly at a (pretty good) drawing of himself.
July 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Us watching movies:
A photo of iconic hecklers Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show
July 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Fuck this planning application in particular, I guess
A photograph taken on a bright, sunny day, of a telegraph pole that has been struck by lightning. A charred copy of a planning application is stuck to the trunk.
June 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Bad news about my antihistamine tolerance
A screenshot from a whatsapp group chat wherein the skeeter has posted a middling photo of a lime hawkmoth caterpillar on a pavement captioned “BIG CATERPILLAR”. There’s no further context. The caterpillar isn’t even that big.
June 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF
A still from the movie Phantom of the Paradise, depicting Beef, a grimacing glam rock singer played by Gerrit Graham.
May 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Look, I’m really going through it just now -
A headshot of Riley Blue from Sense8, a white woman with a round face and blonde, bob-length hair. She is smiling. A headshot of Charlie from LOST, a white man with stubble and short blond hair. A headshot of Jaskier from The Witcher, a white man with short brown hair. He is wearing a silvery-green doublet and carrying a lute. A headshot of Klaus Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy, a white man with short brown hair and a beard. He is wearing a sleeveless army jacket and smiling.
May 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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A cropped version of the Donkey Kong meme where he’s sitting on a ledge and holding up one finger to indicate the word “once”.
May 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Imagine you get to the afterlife and these are your ushabtis
A photograph of three ushabtis (carved figures representing servants to assist the deceased in the afterlife). The two ushabtis on the left are markedly more crudely-made than the one on the right, which looks roughly realistic. These ones have awkward, blocky proportions and eyes which take up a good third of their face. They are carrying a square basket and a pile of cones (?), which I’m sure are essential items in the afterlife.
May 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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She’s learning.
A black cat (Misty) sat in front of a television screen playing the game Blue Prince. The cat is looking intently at what is displayed on the screen.
April 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Oh god they’ve spotted me
A screenshot of a tumblr post by user xinezine which reads: “what if the solution to all your problems is to get really into the history of polar exploration. Have you tried that”
March 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Sometimes I think you only love me for my giant bag of grass pellets
A photo of the skeeter (blue hair, matching dungarees) petting a goat in a barn. The goat is subtly (for a goat) indicating that it would like some of the grass pellets in the paper bag I’m holding.
March 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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You’re welcome btw
A cropped screenshot of a headline from Them, which reads: “Nearly One in 10 Americans Now Identify as LGBTQ+, Thanks to Bisexuals and Gen Z.” The image behind it is a couple holding hands.
March 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Me when I have a slightly bigger headache
Photograph of a painting of a bald-headed saint with a massive machete sticking out of his head. His expression does not reflect the seriousness of the situation.
March 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Just got diagnosed with playstation controller symbols in my veins disease… *cough* I’m very sick
A 2000s ad for playstation. Two human arms are gripping a playstation controller tightly. The ‘O’, ‘X’, ‘Triangle’ and ‘Circle’ symbols are in their veins. Also the forearms are like, horribly long. Bad to look at.
March 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This is Denis Lillie IF YOU EVEN CARE
A greyscale photograph of Denis Lillie sitting on a crate on the Terra Nova (I am informed this is a Boat). He is looking lovingly at a glass sponge the size of his torso, which he has to hold in both hands.
March 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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On the right is an image of the Madonna and child taken from an altarpiece. On the left is The Poster (blue hair, amazing outfit) unkindly imitating the Madonna’s pouty expression. On the left is a painting of Christ suffering on the cross in an unfortunately ‘uwu’ like manner. On the right is the poster (still blue hair + outfit) doing a pretty unflattering imitation of his piteous expression.
March 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM