moms will be like "my kid is fine!" meanwhile their son feels guilty about being born and begs on all fours to be called "good boy"

me 5yrs ago: OH NO im running late for work! my manager is going to be MAD AT ME and ill get a bad grade in Employee :( this is terrible

me now: ive decided im going to be late today

i bring a sort of "i dont follow the rules i dont see the point of" vibe to the workplace that employers dont really like

got a follow request on ig from a blank account with the name of an old friend who committed suicide when we were in high school.

it wasnt meant to be personal, but seeing a bot puppeting the digital corpse of someone i used to care about, whos not on this earth anymore, feels so sick and wrong

maybe one day ill be able to talk to my friends over the phone without being kept awake with thoughts of how terribly i botched the interaction and how they probably all think im an asshole and just wont tell me

i know what bugs like

i know what bugs need

i know what bugs like

bugs
like
leaf

my very first commission since coming out of art block, for a friend

now that youve seen Jackie, its only fair I show you my first truly original character in a decade, my lil baby blorbo, Jackie's boyfriend, Tommy Sinclair

i hate how as an artist yoy can have a series of days where you just feel like everything you make sucks. one of the worst feelings imo cuz itll have you thinking "what if ive peaked" when its really just that improvement isnt linear

my toxic trait is that if i get too many messages at once i avoid answering all of them

this is literally my biggest obstacle to being a successful freelancer on the internet

i just realized i havent posted any art here, so why dont we kick it off with the man who busted me out of my art block, the one and only Jackie Zizzo! hes technically my wifes d&d oc but he lives in my head now

please tell me this is a joke

Henlo? Wat doing?!?