I like the extremely discreet dish on the roof

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Here's all the pixels I did over the course of this artfight! The characters all have their artfight accounts written next to them :D

Maybe it was some sort of prank? None of my coworkers said they smell anything either, or maybe she just had a mess back there and wanted a rider she could blame to pay to clean it up or something?

An overall baffling experience, since most drivers act like normal people.

Anyway, she spent the entire time blasting music and singing along performatively like in Scary Movie, stopping every only to passive-aggressively accuse me of smelling of pee.
When she dropped me off, I think she must have reported me or something because I didn't get to rate the trip.

I had just done laundry two days ago, and my clothes are clean. I obviously did not piss myself. Maybe I stepped in something bad yesterday while wearing my work boots, but I keep them on the floor next to where I sleep. (I sleep on a cot in my room, Japanese style, so I'd know if they smelled bad.)

She looked back at me like she expected a bigger reaction. "Did you hear me?"
"Yeah, I don't smell anything."
"I think you smell like pee. I'm gonna roll the windows down." She said this even though she already had the windows down. I rolled my window down to be polite.