Steve Green
eelstretching.com
Steve Green
@eelstretching.com
Of the Boston Eelstretchings.
Did he have too much turkey?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I gotta admit, took me a second to get that one. Well played.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Did it also run way too fast? If so, get out of the building now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If only I could like this 10 times. We could use some of these folks being stranded in real time.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Flathead!
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In your bomber?
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That is *not* how I remember that movie.
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
God, I love them so much. Not as much as marshmallow bananas, though.
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ears.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You should follow @atomicanalyst.bsky.social for lots of not-actually-football-shaped updates.
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sounds like you just don’t know how to have a good time, Ken.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Every other one, maybe?
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Finally! That’s super cool, and pretty close to what we envisioned!
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Call that a hamdog.
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet.
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So, you've never seen a TV device at all, then?
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s our version of Eternal September?
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy Birthday, Bernard!
October 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I would love an AI that was as smart as my 11 pound dog. He knows when it’s time for bed, how to make me feel better, he loves to play fetch, all around a valuable part of my life.
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM