@eelsage.bsky.social
☭ woman of mass destruction ☭
https://eelchamber.neocities.org/
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explaining science to an American: imagine something else doing your work for you
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
explaining science to an American: imagine something else doing your work for you
the last sunny day in philadelphia was October 16th
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the last sunny day in philadelphia was October 16th
me when it's above 60 degrees vs me when it's below 60 degrees
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
me when it's above 60 degrees vs me when it's below 60 degrees
few things steel my reserve against this nightmare empire and its brutal world order more than looking up a random person & discovering they were queer and died of AIDS. today it was Michael Walters Dols, who wrote a book about the Black Death I was reading obit.glbthistory.org/olo/display....
October 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
few things steel my reserve against this nightmare empire and its brutal world order more than looking up a random person & discovering they were queer and died of AIDS. today it was Michael Walters Dols, who wrote a book about the Black Death I was reading obit.glbthistory.org/olo/display....
*blood pouring out of my nose so freely it's filling my mouth* h-hghi i'ghm hghere for chghurch
September 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*blood pouring out of my nose so freely it's filling my mouth* h-hghi i'ghm hghere for chghurch
it wasn't that hard to see coming
September 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
it wasn't that hard to see coming
i always forget my best ones
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i always forget my best ones
ya'll mind if we delete 1,000,000 (literally, not a joke) square feet from the middle of your city's vibrant downtown for a hideous building that will host demonic shit like "Pharmaceutical Industry conventions" 6 times a year and sit empty & unused the rest of it?
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ya'll mind if we delete 1,000,000 (literally, not a joke) square feet from the middle of your city's vibrant downtown for a hideous building that will host demonic shit like "Pharmaceutical Industry conventions" 6 times a year and sit empty & unused the rest of it?
this is exactly what being transgender is like
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this is exactly what being transgender is like
just something i'm working on
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
just something i'm working on
Jay & all his fellow soulless husks know this argument is crap. They're making it bc they think it's the most effective way to protect their own wealth & power. They would rather millions of trans people die than take an actual stand themselves, purely because doing so would hurt their bottom lines.
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jay & all his fellow soulless husks know this argument is crap. They're making it bc they think it's the most effective way to protect their own wealth & power. They would rather millions of trans people die than take an actual stand themselves, purely because doing so would hurt their bottom lines.
please liberate my fucking city @PresidentXi please god i'll do anything
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
please liberate my fucking city @PresidentXi please god i'll do anything
chef kissing these adjacent headlines
September 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
chef kissing these adjacent headlines
a lot of you need to be shoved in here
July 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
a lot of you need to be shoved in here
the most visibly organized presence for cyclist safety wants me to collaborate with the privatized parking cops everyone in the city unequivocally despises. shockingly i will not be doing this. maybe by 2050 we'll get some concrete barriers on like 45 feet of one block or something
July 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
the most visibly organized presence for cyclist safety wants me to collaborate with the privatized parking cops everyone in the city unequivocally despises. shockingly i will not be doing this. maybe by 2050 we'll get some concrete barriers on like 45 feet of one block or something
wow! that's really interesting 😀 personally I would suggest choosing names that don't suck complete shit
July 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
wow! that's really interesting 😀 personally I would suggest choosing names that don't suck complete shit
it's the freakin weekend baby time to get out and party!!!!!!!!! (the last time a weekend day was not mostly cloudy was May 10 and i'm going to krill my self)
June 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
it's the freakin weekend baby time to get out and party!!!!!!!!! (the last time a weekend day was not mostly cloudy was May 10 and i'm going to krill my self)
Louis Malle eat your heart out
June 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Louis Malle eat your heart out
me after i've been at work for 15 minutes
May 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
me after i've been at work for 15 minutes
official "my adult living spaces" power ranking
May 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
official "my adult living spaces" power ranking
i always knew lossless audio was Woke
May 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i always knew lossless audio was Woke
found your gf standing here quite suspiciously, trying to grab treats when she thought no one was looking
April 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
found your gf standing here quite suspiciously, trying to grab treats when she thought no one was looking
ugh, god, i'm almost there, keep going
April 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
ugh, god, i'm almost there, keep going