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sharks with fricken laser beams
December 26, 2024 at 3:28 AM
sharks with fricken laser beams
asking a man what he thinks a blowout is and he says "when you leak period all over your pants"
which honestly makes more sense than the actual meaning
which honestly makes more sense than the actual meaning
December 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
asking a man what he thinks a blowout is and he says "when you leak period all over your pants"
which honestly makes more sense than the actual meaning
which honestly makes more sense than the actual meaning
lmao why do Europeans hate American chocolate so much
December 20, 2024 at 5:12 AM
lmao why do Europeans hate American chocolate so much
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Learning from the masters.
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Learning from the masters.
I wish they'd hurry up and microchip me because I am so tired of spending hours trying to log into accounts with weird password and authentication requirements
December 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I wish they'd hurry up and microchip me because I am so tired of spending hours trying to log into accounts with weird password and authentication requirements
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a long time ago I met this guy who said his fantasy was to find someone who thought he was so hot that they made a Craigslist ad looking for him
December 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
a long time ago I met this guy who said his fantasy was to find someone who thought he was so hot that they made a Craigslist ad looking for him
I have a lot of nightmares where my seemingly normal choices get me into severe legal trouble
December 8, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I have a lot of nightmares where my seemingly normal choices get me into severe legal trouble
watching SMO hide&seek and have decided lil kirbs is just evil lil aggy
December 7, 2024 at 7:10 PM
watching SMO hide&seek and have decided lil kirbs is just evil lil aggy
I am a little embarrassed to admit that I loved the wicked movie
December 7, 2024 at 4:05 AM
I am a little embarrassed to admit that I loved the wicked movie
*fortnight flosses into the sunset*
December 3, 2024 at 9:46 PM
*fortnight flosses into the sunset*
I totally get male to female trans people because being a woman is awesome
but I cannot understand why anyone would want to be a man ?? I mean ig mustaches are cool but that's literally it
but I cannot understand why anyone would want to be a man ?? I mean ig mustaches are cool but that's literally it
December 2, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I totally get male to female trans people because being a woman is awesome
but I cannot understand why anyone would want to be a man ?? I mean ig mustaches are cool but that's literally it
but I cannot understand why anyone would want to be a man ?? I mean ig mustaches are cool but that's literally it
I'm sad that arts like special effects makeup, animatronics and puppets aren't prioritized in movies anymore. I'm so sick of crappy CGI for everything
December 2, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I'm sad that arts like special effects makeup, animatronics and puppets aren't prioritized in movies anymore. I'm so sick of crappy CGI for everything
IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE: Hollywood to create a new movie that isn't a remake or a sequel of an existing movie
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 AM
IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE: Hollywood to create a new movie that isn't a remake or a sequel of an existing movie
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I want to see a reverse skeleton as a spooky ghoul. No bones, just a meat lump with a face
November 30, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I want to see a reverse skeleton as a spooky ghoul. No bones, just a meat lump with a face
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this changed my entire life actually
![tumblr post that says: this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sjub4h56itzhzzv2ucnxqjqh/bafkreihdsjl2shuho44hph7ispbjjljeenncink2wnbfnudq46xw6vflea@jpeg)
November 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
this changed my entire life actually
I had a dream that my leg hair started growing in like cat fur and I didn't want to shave it off
November 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I had a dream that my leg hair started growing in like cat fur and I didn't want to shave it off
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"Portrait of an Unconditionally Miserable Man"
Oil on canvas, 2020
He's so sad...
Oil on canvas, 2020
He's so sad...
November 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
"Portrait of an Unconditionally Miserable Man"
Oil on canvas, 2020
He's so sad...
Oil on canvas, 2020
He's so sad...
new road trip game: recall every single time you ever threw up out loud to everyone else in the car
November 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM
new road trip game: recall every single time you ever threw up out loud to everyone else in the car
they should invent a white shirt that doesn't have my bronzer all over it
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
they should invent a white shirt that doesn't have my bronzer all over it
my villain origin story was when it was no makeup day at school and people ASKED IF I WAS SICK DESPITE KNOWING WHAT DAY IT WAS
November 26, 2024 at 10:30 PM
my villain origin story was when it was no makeup day at school and people ASKED IF I WAS SICK DESPITE KNOWING WHAT DAY IT WAS