Joe Mason
@eelobrien.bsky.social
Burn the calendars! Anachrony now!
"Quiet, Piggy," she whispered as she smothered him with a pillow.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Quiet, Piggy," she whispered as she smothered him with a pillow.
He's forever blowing Bubba
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
He's forever blowing Bubba
Today will be a day for Dick pics and shooting a load in the face
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today will be a day for Dick pics and shooting a load in the face
I'm taking that Trump video as admission that he's full of shit.
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm taking that Trump video as admission that he's full of shit.
Unsubscribed from Disney+ for their cowardly capitulation. We only had it for new episodes of Doctor Who, and I felt bad about giving money to the mouse.
September 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Unsubscribed from Disney+ for their cowardly capitulation. We only had it for new episodes of Doctor Who, and I felt bad about giving money to the mouse.
My money says that Ronny Jackson watches a shit ton of trans porn.
September 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My money says that Ronny Jackson watches a shit ton of trans porn.
This will be the winter of snow shovels with Fuck ICE painted on them.
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This will be the winter of snow shovels with Fuck ICE painted on them.
Every time a bell rings,
An angel gets his wings.
Every time a right-winger gets killed,
An infernal imp gets his belly filled.
An angel gets his wings.
Every time a right-winger gets killed,
An infernal imp gets his belly filled.
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Every time a bell rings,
An angel gets his wings.
Every time a right-winger gets killed,
An infernal imp gets his belly filled.
An angel gets his wings.
Every time a right-winger gets killed,
An infernal imp gets his belly filled.
I do not favor gun violence. It would have been equally funny if Charlie Kirk died from COVID, influenza or polio.
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I do not favor gun violence. It would have been equally funny if Charlie Kirk died from COVID, influenza or polio.
It's not Halloween but it's still early enough to start thinking about Fuck ICE ornaments for the Christmas tree!
September 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's not Halloween but it's still early enough to start thinking about Fuck ICE ornaments for the Christmas tree!
Does all this talk about the Epstein files make Trump wistfully recall his coke-addled, child-raping Bret Easton Ellis Less Then Zero phase in the 80s?
July 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Does all this talk about the Epstein files make Trump wistfully recall his coke-addled, child-raping Bret Easton Ellis Less Then Zero phase in the 80s?
ICE is racist, and unfortunately you can't seem to shame racists for their racism
July 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ICE is racist, and unfortunately you can't seem to shame racists for their racism
How soon before Trump encourages pregnant women to use thalidomide?
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
How soon before Trump encourages pregnant women to use thalidomide?
"Donald Trump" sounds like a Don Martin sound effect for eating a bowl of buttered noodles too quickly, gagging and then swallowing the lump quick and painfully.
June 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Donald Trump" sounds like a Don Martin sound effect for eating a bowl of buttered noodles too quickly, gagging and then swallowing the lump quick and painfully.
David Thomas and Gagarin passed during the making of the upcoming Pere Ubu album. Steve Albini passed with the final Shellac album. Fortunately, the Mekons survived their latest.
May 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
David Thomas and Gagarin passed during the making of the upcoming Pere Ubu album. Steve Albini passed with the final Shellac album. Fortunately, the Mekons survived their latest.
It's about time for retiree punks to play more day shows.
May 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's about time for retiree punks to play more day shows.
Nice! Pink Martini's take on Bella Ciao just came up on the playlist at work!
May 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Nice! Pink Martini's take on Bella Ciao just came up on the playlist at work!
During this Meta boycott, I find myself occasionally tapping the Facebook or Instagram apps without thinking about it.
May 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
During this Meta boycott, I find myself occasionally tapping the Facebook or Instagram apps without thinking about it.
Musk complains about a "stolen" election that he tried to buy. Yeesh!
April 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Musk complains about a "stolen" election that he tried to buy. Yeesh!
It's Liberation Day. Go out and liberate somebody!
April 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's Liberation Day. Go out and liberate somebody!
Hellion Musk evokes a brimstone stench.
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hellion Musk evokes a brimstone stench.
What Did You Do Last Week? Emailed hr@opm.gov!
February 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What Did You Do Last Week? Emailed hr@opm.gov!
Prosperity gospel is not so much polishing a turd as a turd polishing a mirror to convince itself that it's shinier.
February 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Prosperity gospel is not so much polishing a turd as a turd polishing a mirror to convince itself that it's shinier.
Apparently anti-Christian means pro-choice www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Eradicating Anti-Christian Bias
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose
www.whitehouse.gov
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Apparently anti-Christian means pro-choice www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...