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eel
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Click me around like an RTS and I’ll wave and go vroom vroom

Gifted with the miracle of avant-garde brain so nothing I say will make sense, but you will still laugh….or be confused idk

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Uhhhh anyone see this?
“Every URL for the Game Informer website now redirects to the official statement, erasing more than a decade of articles, reviews, and original reports that helped establish a record of the notoriously secretive and volatile video game industry. A recent in-depth feature on the retro game studio Digital Eclipse about gaming’s history and preservation is one of the stories that is no longer accessible. A write-up about Game Informer’s famous game vault, containing releases from across its decades long history, is also inaccessible.”
August 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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The croc manual really just threw everything at the wall and didn't care if it stuck
Text excerpt from the Croc manual: "No, the Gobbos were a simple people, a race whose greatest inventions were edible deodorant and the Wind-Powered Cow Moistener. In over two thousand years of existence, the Gobbos only sent three of their kind to college, and two of those were returned postage due. Okay, so they weren't the sharpest pins in the cushion. But were they lovable? You bet! So lovable that they would often keep each other as pets. Text excerpt from Croc Manual: "The Gobbos fell in love with their new charge. As he was a crocodile, they began to call him "Crocodile", but then someone thought of a clever new name for him: "Croc." (Although to some of the Gobbos, he will always be known as "Mr. Fun Socks" or "Choo Choo McBoogie"). Text excerpt from Croc Manual: At the start of each year, the Gobbo high priestess would announce the kitchen utensil that, when put down their pants, would bring good luck. Gobbos took this very seriously, although some began to question the practice during the Year of the Electric Can Opener.
July 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Darius Gaiden Fish
Cover art for Darius Gaiden on Sega Saturn, oh fuck that ship is a fish and its fireballing another ship!!!!! Darius Gaiden cover art for playstation 1. Beautiful deep blue sea with light shining down upon the Darius Gaiden fish ship. Coral and other fish surround the Darius Gaiden fish ship.
July 25, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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Photo of CRT playing PC Engine Duo’s Ginga Ojosama Densetsu Yuna. Yuna is sleeping in a bed with a pink laced pillow and pink blanket. The text box reads “This is the biggest crisis the universe has seen yet!! The savior of light, defender of the cosmos, has fallen asleep in her bed!”
July 1, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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Average The Bear viewer: haha this show is so overdramatic about making food. It’s so silly but I love it!

The brain worms when a 15 person group orders 6 pizzas, asks every 5 minutes why they aren’t ready, and doesn’t tip:
Rip and tear evil eyes GRGEGGAGHHRAGHH
June 30, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Spent three days finalizing my steam sale picks, just finished
June 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Oh FUCK!!!!!
DragonStomper, Escape from the Mind Master, Blaster Patrol cassettes for the Atari Supercharger system on top of various media and toys.
June 29, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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“Gawrsh Sora, it looks like an Analgesic Productions game in here”
Sora, donald, and ping looking over the camp in kingsom hearts 2 mulan’s world. A fog covers the horizon
June 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Im not exaggerating
Text from an okcupid self-summary: “The game focuses on marine life in the sea. The player can access three different segments: Data Fish: Shows photos, facts and 3D models of fish and sea mammals. Mermaid: The player can simulate the life of a marine animal in an ocean environment or aquarium. Electric Blue: There are several interactive cinematic sequences of sea creatures swimming in the ocean.”
June 26, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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June 21, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Watched my breakfast DS9 not knowing I was going into “The Visitor”. I think I was crying for almost the entire episode.
Sisko, head in hand, warmly smiling in the sunrise.
June 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Finished “Shakaar” last night. I find the valleys of grief and hope Kira traverses in this show to be extremely compelling. The trauma of her and her planet’s past are always surfacing in a hope for the future.
Kira, from Deep Space 9, praying over a duranja for her dead loved one, Vedek Bareil.
June 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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Peering back in here
April 23, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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Having fun in portland
A gameboy sp displaying a girl from Battle Arena Toshinden with strawberries and liquid death behind Dingus sticker with a little animals head Pool house at night with “pool house” in neon blue and green overtop Someone standing to bat at baseball while another person stands in outfield
July 10, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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Happy Jackfruit Day
About 12 jackfruit hanging from a tree. The image is very green
July 4, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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Honey! I made your favorite meal for breakfast!
Box of swedish fish ghost energy drinks Container of oatmeal milk bath
July 2, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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“Hehe, well Bobby this right here is the ancient weed.”
July 2, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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https://letterboxd.com/eel_eel/film/bottle-rocket-1996/
Screenshot of Eel's letterboxd review for Bottle Rocket (1996) which says "Wes Anderson's Final Fantasy XV"
June 30, 2023 at 10:36 AM
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Fuck fuck fickfuckfuckk big nose IS FREAKING OUT
Cover art for Big Nose Freaks Out on NES
June 30, 2023 at 5:44 AM
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https://boxd.it/1fvtYp
June 26, 2023 at 8:03 PM
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Final Fantasy XIII
DOOM (1993)
Sinistar
Istanbul, Texas
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Echo Night
Madotsuki's Closet
Ribbit King
Rhythm Heaven Fever
Mansion of Hidden Souls
Citizen Sleeper
Seek Magician
June 24, 2023 at 8:57 AM
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Going to start embracing how most of my jokes receive awkward confusion in response with a catch phrase
Reggie Fils Amie: okay thats all the time I’ve got. i gotta get back to playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on my 3ds.
June 23, 2023 at 8:38 PM